Convictions

Jan 24, 2008 21:48

Title: Convictions
Writer: akasora // peaceofcakez
Pairing: RyoDa
Genre: General
Rating: T
Summary: It's been four weeks since the couple got into fight. For the past weeks, they have been using Jin as a messenger to each other to express their anger. Then Jin had enough and decided to do something about this fight with the help of best friends Pi and Kame.
Notes: Dedicated to bachiari



“I CAN’T BELIEVE I HOOKED UP WITH A DELUSIONAL BOYFRIEND.”

“FUCK YOU NISHIKIDO.”

“ALREADY DID. MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK SINCE YOU’RE ALWAYS ‘AHMAHGAWD! RYOOOO! I SEE FAIRIES!’ YOU WEIRD ASS! FAIRIES DOESN’T EXIST YOU STUPID CUNT!”

“YOU’RE CALLING ME A STUPID CUNT? YOU’RE THE STUPID CUNT HERE! AT LEAST I DON’T GO MASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM AND MOANING OUT, ‘LEAH LEAH AWMAHGAWD! LEAH!”

The Osaka man heatedly glared at his boyfriend and said boyfriend mirrored his glare. When they finally broke out from the heated stare, Nishikido growled at the other man as he walked out of the room.

As this was happening, KAT-TUN and NEWS were watching the whole fight unfold in their eyes. It was interesting per say because it was only a lifetime chance to see them fight and say embarrassing things when the couple were insulting each other.

Subaru, the leader of KANJANI∞just happened to be there and recorded the whole argument in his video camera. He always recorded them fight since something always interesting happened all the time. Plus the couple were a blockbuster hit among the JE building, even the older senpai’s enjoy it.

“Jin!” Ueda called out.

Akanishi Jin flinched from the tone of his voice. It was so scary as if Ueda’s voice suddenly turned into thunderbolts. He slowly came up to him. “Yeah?”

“Can you tell Nishikido don’t bother talking to me anymore.” The ‘U’ of KAT-TUN said. When he saw the indifferent expression on his band mates face, he pouted cutely. “Please Jin?”

Jin sighed and nodded. He had no choice really. Disobeying Ueda would be a stupid thing to do. Seriously. He walked out of the room and headed towards the NEWS dressing room only to find Ryo throwing a mad tantrum as the other members cowered in fear.

The ‘A’ of KAT-TUN didn’t know what to do.

Approach Ryo and possibly get beaten up to a pulp or wait for him to calm down?
But if he waits for him to calm down, he might get mad at the message he’s going to tell him from Ueda. If he just told him straightforward, he’ll get beat up and make the Osaka man angrier than before.

“Uh… Ryo-chan?” Jin squeaked out. “Um…”

In the background, the members were gaping at him and their expression shocked. Was he STUPID?

“What?” The mad man growled, his eyes flashing dangerously.

“Uh… Uedasaiddon’tbothertalkingtohimanymore!” Jin replied all too quickly that it formed into one big word. He was just too scared to say it slowly.

“What?”

“Uedasaiddon’tbothertalkingtohimanymore!”

Ryo sighed irritably. “Say that again, Bakanishi. SLOWLY.”

Jin gulped. Moment of truth right here. He was in a situation of life and death. “Ueda says don’t bother talking to him anymore!” Jin panic at the last second and ran where the NEWS members were cowering at. When he took a peek at the crazy mad man, he saw something flash in his eyes.

“OH YEAH? TELL HIM THAT HE’S STILL A STUPID CUNT AND I HATE HIM!” Ryo said. “GO TELL HIM NOW!!” He pointed at the door and Jin ran out.

And Jin being the messenger for the mad couples lasted for weeks.

“Kame, I am so tired!” Jin collapsed on the couch.

The lead singer of KAT-TUN cuddled up against Jin. “Being a messenger for Tat-chan and Ryo?”

Jin nodded. “It’s so tiring. I NEVER HAD THIS MUCH EXERCISE IN MY WHOLE LIFE!”

What?

Kame looks at boyfriend in disbelief. All he could say in his mind right now was, ‘What?’ He doesn’t consider the dance practice as… an exercise?

The NEWS leader came in with a tired look on his face. He sat next to Kame and cuddled against him. The next minute, he fell asleep like a log.

“Kame, you have to help me!” Jin cried out. “They’re driving me crazy!”

The lead singer of KAT-TUN licked Jin’s neck and kisses it. “Why won’t you tell them that you don’t want to be there messenger anymore…?” Kame continued what he was doing.

Jin pushed Kame away and looked at his lover’s eyes. “Kame, this is Ueda and Ryo were talking about! Last week, I told Tat-chan that I don’t want to be his or Ryo-chan’s messenger anymore. WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID THE NEXT SECOND?!”

“What?”

“He GLARED at me Kame! GLARED AT ME!”

“So, it’s not like he beat you up and you ended up in the hospital or something.”

“But Kame,” Jin whines. “Tat-chan’s glare is so scary! It’s like the Prince of Darkness is staring at you with mad eyes and wants to rip you apart for not following orders!” He started to flail madly.

Suddenly, the door creaked open revealing the bald rapper of KAT-TUN. “Yo, Jin, Tat-chan is calling for you. If you don’t come right now he’ll do something to embarrass you or something along those lines.” He shrugged and left.

Jin gaped and pointed at the door. “Kame, help me.” He pleaded with a pout on his face.

Kame sighed and shook his head. “Okay, but… go to Tat-chan before he curses you to the oblivion. I’ll think of something.”

Bakanishi sniffled and ran out the door to meet up with the Dark Prince of Hell who is somehow going to mess up his life if he doesn’t follow his orders.

“Jin!” A harsh voice called out. “Argh! THAT FUCKEN OSAKA MAN IS PISSING ME OFF! Tell him to fuck off and get a life!”

Jin nodded and ran to the NEWS dressing room.

“Uh… Tat-chan says, fuck off and get a life,” Jin repeated the same words that Tat-chan had ordered him to say to Nishikido.

The Sexy Osaka Man growled. “That fucker! Tell Ueda to suck my dick and get a life instead of praising Gackt!”

Jin ran out the room and went back to Ueda. “He said, Go suck my dick… err... his dick… RYO’S DICK! And get a life instead of praising Gackt.”

Ueda eyes flared in flames. “Tell him, why I would suck his 4-inch dick when it’s not worth sucking on!”

And thus began the other job Jin was forced to do.

After 45 minutes of hell, Jin was tired of running back and forth. He rather put them in the same room and let their frustration out rather than having him running back and forth.

It was so damn TIRING!

When was Kame-baka going to help like he said he would?

Just as he was going to run back to Ryo, someone else beat him to it.

“Oh Ryo-chan, Pi is calling you for something.” A raspy voice said. “He said something about helping him.”

Ryo growled lowly and cursed many things about Ueda. When he saw me he said in a lowly growled voice. “I’ll be back idiot. Stay put.”

Jin nodded stiffly and when he turned across the hallway he went inside the room only to find Kame with a satisfied smirk pasted on his face.

“Uh… you planned something out?” Jin pointed the obvious.

Kame gaped at his boyfriend and smacks him on the head. “Baka!”

“WHAT THE FUCK, YAMASHITA?!”

Jin ran to the scene where the scream came from and saw his other lover cleaning his hands as if he just did a dirty job.

“YAMASHITA! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”

“Well if it isn’t Ryo-baka!” another voice spoke up. “I can’t believe someone smart as you fell one of the tricks of Kame.”

Ryo glared at his boyfriend. “Well look at you. You ended up here too!” He stated the truth.

Princess glared at him. “You stupid cunt I was bagged and thrown in here.”

Outside, Jin, Kame and Pi were listening to the conversation and soon it turned into a big crowd of people.

“Oh my god, Ueda and Ryo in the same room again! Must listen to them!”

“This is so going to be hot.” Subaru grinned. He turned to his band mate, Yasuda Shota. “I bet you 40,000 yen that they’ll have sex.”

Yasuda accepted the bet. “Deal.”

“You’re a fucken jerk wad Nishikido!”

“I know I am but what are you-”

“Is it true that you only hook up with me just because you just want bang me?” The Princess sniffled.

“Wh-What? N-No. Hime I’m sorry!” Ryo cooed. “I’m sorry!”

Sobbing can be heard inside the room.

The next minute,

“Oh god, stupid cunt, HARDER, HARDER!” Ueda screamed out in ecstasy.

“You like that huh? Scream my name in ecstasy Tat-chan,” Ryo replied in a raspy voice.

[& the author sucks at writing pron and will not write one. unless I turn 16, I will write one for gawdsakes]

Outside the door, people started to scatter and Subaru was laughing like a hyena since he won the bet against Yasuda.

Yasuda cursed about Subaru being a pervert and knew too many things.

Jin sighed in relief. “Finally, I can rest in PEACE!”

But…

“YOU STUPID CUNT, YOU SCRATCHED MY FACE! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!”

“WELL, SORRY HIME FOR SCRATCHING YOUR FACE. MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN SO PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!”

“FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT! SCREW THIS SHIT!”

“I’M NOT WITH YOU YET, HIME!”

Luck is never on Jin’s side.

Never.

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Um.. I will take a break from Karma or other working stories I'm working on. I need to concentrate on my studies.

I'll update often so yeah.

comment comment comment is love yo!

one-shot, ryoda, convictions

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