Nothing says 'I love you' like radioactive elements.

[peacekeeper]

Looking for the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for relative? Can't quite figure out what to get your best friend's boyfriend for the holiday? Look no further than Amazon.com, and give the gift that'll keep on giving as long as it still has a few half-lives left.

GENUINE URANIUM ORE!

(And don't forget to read the reviews. Hilarous.)