[Screened to Jo]
I know you'll find this first rather than looking around the house for my notes. Thus:
HOUSE RULES
1. No Partying.
2. Absolutely no more glitter on my stuff.
3. No overnight guests unless you gather my permission in advance. Even then, they will be sleeping on the couch.
4. Stay out of my room. And don't touch the black tricorn hat on the coat-hanger, especially.
5. Breakfast is served at eight am and dinner at seven pm. If you are not there, feel free to find yourself food from the pantry, but leave me a note with what you took so I can gather replacements.
6. No excessive noise after one am. This is so I can sleep.
7. I reserve the right to refuse requests such as painting the living room electric blue.
HOUSE RULES
1. No Partying.
2. Absolutely no more glitter on my stuff.
3. No overnight guests unless you gather my permission in advance. Even then, they will be sleeping on the couch.
4. Stay out of my room. And don't touch the black tricorn hat on the coat-hanger, especially.
5. Breakfast is served at eight am and dinner at seven pm. If you are not there, feel free to find yourself food from the pantry, but leave me a note with what you took so I can gather replacements.
6. No excessive noise after one am. This is so I can sleep.
7. I reserve the right to refuse requests such as painting the living room electric blue.