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supposedly i was going to do something of consequence tonight. but, alas, mirna is apparently pro-forgetting and anti-pickingupthephone. anyway, heres some stuff i heard today:
micheal: *singing* I AM FIFTEEN, GOING ON SIXTEEN...
some chick: nono, it's *singing* YOU ARE SIXTEEN, GOING ON SEVENTEEN....
micheal: *singing again* I AM FIFTEEN, GOING ON SIXTEEN, BITCH DON'T CORRECT ME BECAUSE YOU'RE WROOOONG! *jazz hands*
SC: *singing* DON'T CALL ME A BITCH JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID...
also: i was wearing a tee shirt with a cow on it, it said "I AM NOT YOUR SUPER VALUE MEAL." sweet.
joe: OH MY GOD I WANT THAT SHIRT.
me: dont you eat meat though?
joe: well not red meat, i eat chicken though. i hate chickens, theyre mean. one of em kicked me when i was little.
me: chickens are the most abused of all farm animals...
joe: i hate chickens. that and goats, i fucking hate goats. when i was four a goat jumped on me and stole my crackers, that bastard. i haven't forgiven him since.
hahhaha i love gay people.
micheal: *singing* I AM FIFTEEN, GOING ON SIXTEEN...
some chick: nono, it's *singing* YOU ARE SIXTEEN, GOING ON SEVENTEEN....
micheal: *singing again* I AM FIFTEEN, GOING ON SIXTEEN, BITCH DON'T CORRECT ME BECAUSE YOU'RE WROOOONG! *jazz hands*
SC: *singing* DON'T CALL ME A BITCH JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID...
also: i was wearing a tee shirt with a cow on it, it said "I AM NOT YOUR SUPER VALUE MEAL." sweet.
joe: OH MY GOD I WANT THAT SHIRT.
me: dont you eat meat though?
joe: well not red meat, i eat chicken though. i hate chickens, theyre mean. one of em kicked me when i was little.
me: chickens are the most abused of all farm animals...
joe: i hate chickens. that and goats, i fucking hate goats. when i was four a goat jumped on me and stole my crackers, that bastard. i haven't forgiven him since.
hahhaha i love gay people.