"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?" /Helen Lovejoy
Put in a requisition and leave it on my desk. 9-45 weeks for delivery. If your affairs in order and you leave the payment of 37 barettes in my drawer next Tuesday.
... I'm trying to repress the urge to quote Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants.
But I only have 36 barettes! At any rate, my brain is under a "you break, you buy" policy. That includes payment for both the brain and the shipping cost as well as any necessary sleeping with and/or groveling at the mail persons feet.
That is a lovely policy. However, you waived all rights to brain when you entered my domain.
I will still give you two paperclips, a brass incense burner and one of those bendie nuddie models in compensation for pain and loss. It couldn't have been worth that much anyway. ;)
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*uses dork icon*
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*stands in the corner and shuffles her feet*
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See icon.
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*whispers* D-do the Republicans know? GASP! Do the Democrats know for that matter??? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN I... WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW--
Your news broke my brain. I demand a new one.
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Put in a requisition and leave it on my desk. 9-45 weeks for delivery. If your affairs in order and you leave the payment of 37 barettes in my drawer next Tuesday.
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But I only have 36 barettes! At any rate, my brain is under a "you break, you buy" policy. That includes payment for both the brain and the shipping cost as well as any necessary sleeping with and/or groveling at the mail persons feet.
You only have yourself to blame.
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I will still give you two paperclips, a brass incense burner and one of those bendie nuddie models in compensation for pain and loss. It couldn't have been worth that much anyway. ;)
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At what angle does this "nuddie model" bend and how many sticks of varying lengths can the incense burner hold?
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One.
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Throw in a red felt-tipped marker and I won't flood your entries with spam we have a deal.
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