13
“DOMO~”
Hayato stared at the tv screen.
Currently, the person who is shooting this, just directing it towards the plain wall of the room.
He waited patiently for the “real” show.
“This is the new 2007 SONY CAM CORDER RELEASE…”
The person behind the camera made a twirl, taking in the view of the room.
“Test test, one two three…”
“SUGEEE~ I bet Maru will be jealous cuz I got this first!!!”
“Sorry MARU~”
Hayato frowned.
“That voice…”
“Ah!!!”
He zoomed in to the wall full of posters.
From posters of soccer players, and…
Kazuya.
Hayato stood up, and sat in front of the tv.
“Eh…?”
“Well, hello, hello…”
The person mused.
“Ahhh, I may be Japan’s most desired lover, but…”
“This beauty is Japan’s BEST lover!!!”
He chuckled.
“And he’s MY lover!!!”
“Kazu-chan is MINE!!!”
Hayato clenched his fists.
He gritted his teeth, and his breathing rage.
If this was his own house, the tv would be thrown against the wall by now.
He closed his eyes, and breathes in and out, calming his rage.
The person flailing off happily about his lover.
Kazuya this, Kazuya that…
He closed his eyes again, and saw himself smiling at a red headed Kazuya.
Immediately, he opened his eyes, and looked his surroundings.
He turned his attention back on the screen.
“Ah… but of course, I like them all!”
He giggled childishly.
“Yuya, Ryu, Shuuji, Kousaku, Yuuki, Hiroto…”
“THEY’RE SEXY, NEEEE!!!”
“Shuuji…”
The teen repeated the name.
“Well, I wouldn’t want to mess with Kousaku or Hiroto.”
The screen zoomed in focus to two poster of Kazuya.
One of them is Kazuya topless, with red shorts and boxing glove.
Fist up front, ready for a fight.
“He looks cute, huh?”
The man’s finger traced a line on the poster.
“But, he can kick your ass!”
“Yes, me is speaking from experience…”
“I know the fans would wonder if Kazu-chan acts like that off stage or off cameras…”
“Well… that’s between us KAT-TUN, neee!!!!!”
He laughed.
The teen’s ears perked up.
“KAT-TUN…?”
He searched for the remote, and raised the volume more.
“Hmmm, so next, is Hiroto!”
His finger pointed to the poster with Kazuya with a dark brown hair.
Standing with a simple white shirt, and a khaki colored jacket.
Even though there was some beard and moustache on his face…
Kazuya’s beautiful feature is still known.
“Kanzaki Hiroto…”
The man trailed.
“Ahhh, Kazu is so manly here…”
“AHH!”
The man exclaimed, as if he remembered something.
“Note to self, kill Ayase Haruka later!”
“And what’s with the fans, saying she’s MY look-a-like???”
He fumed.
“The girl version of ME???”
“Mouuu… there’s only ONE me, you know!!!”
He whined.
“Nande nande nande~~~~~”
“But, of course, like some of his fangirls, I watched it just because he’s in it!!!”
“Even though he’s always covered in dirt, and wear old worn out jeans…”
“Kazu managed to still look sexy!!!”
“Now, that’s what you call natural beauty!!!”
He cheered.
“Especially when he frowns a bit, as if he’s thinking so hard, and he pouts his lips…”
“KYAAAA~”
He squealed.
“Even though Kazu said he didn’t do it on purpose, I know that sexy turtle of mine did it just so he can tease me.”
Hayato cringed as the man mentioned Kazuya that way.
Kazuya is his boyfriend…
Hearing things from someone who he assumed to be his love’s ex boyfriend…
Just makes his blood boil.
But, the thought of turning off the tv didn’t cross his mind.
So, the teen sat closer to the tv, and kept watching.
“Yes, he did that on purpose!!!”
“Well, he’s my sexy turtle, so…”
“It’s okay, I forgive him.”
“After all, he did that on camera for me~”
The screen twirled around and focused on the other lines of posters.
Still posters of Kazuya.
“Yuuki…”
He said softly.
“Kazu played this so well.”
“I bought the next ticket back to Tokyo, and when he opened the door, there’s Kazu…”
“He was yawning, and scratching his eyes, his hair’s a mess.”
“But… my Kazu was there…”
“He slapped himself on the cheeks when he was a bit awake.”
“I gave Kazu a hug, and cried right there and then.”
“And then, and then, and then… Kazu panicked, and brought me inside.”
“Kazu is strong, ne…”
“Oh, yeah… he thwacked my head five minutes later, and laughed.”
“Yes, he called me a baka, for dropping everything in LA and went back to Tokyo.”
“AH!!!”
The man exclaimed.
“Well, I hope none of you sees this, but, if you do…”
“KAT-TUN no MINNA-SAN~”
He cooed.
“GOMEN NE!”
“I went back without telling.”
“I made Kazu not to tell too!”
“But it’s awesome how I did that, and no one knew!!!”
“So it was just me and Kazu!!”
“He did drive me back to the airport the next day.”
“And we had one of those moments like in romantic Hollywood movie.”
“Then, Kazu thwacked me again for being cheesy, and I went back to LA.”
The man giggled.
“Gomen ne, minna!!!”
“But, hey, when I did officially come back, I brought you great souvenirs, right???”
“So, it’s okay, ne~”
The teen frowned, making sure he understands everything the man behind the camera is saying.
“Ahhh, then we have Shuuji.”
“AH!!!”
“When we’re talking about Kazu as Shuuji…”
Hayato’s eyes widened.
“Shuuji…?”
He whispered.
“Uncle Pi calls him that.”
“But… this person can’t be uncle Pi…”
He ruffled his hair in frustration.
“Is Nick actually right?”
“That this is uncle Reio?”
“Of course, his pineapple hair!!!”
He squealed.
“Ahhh~ he is sooo cute!!!”
“Kazu looks good in school uniforms.”
The man stated.
“Ehhh, better our uniforms in Gokusen though…”
“We have lots of blazers for him, cuz when I can’t hold back; I’d tear it and sent the buttons flying everywhere!!!”
“Yes… Kazu thumped me properly after that.”
“But… the thumpin was worth it!”
He giggled.
“AH! We’re not talking about Ryu yet!”
“We’re talking about Shuuji to Aki-“
“AHHHH!!!”
The man exclaimed, again, as if he noticed another thing.
“Note to self…”
“Kill Yamashita Tomohisa later.”
“Damn that NewS leader…”
Hayato frowned, and turned the volume louder.
“KAT-TUN rules!”
“I mean, damn that best friend of mine…”
“What right does he have to be all touchy with MY boyfriend???!”
“What right does he have to tuck in MY boyfriend’s shirt into his pants??!”
“What right does that boobs have to sleep on the same bed with MY boyfriend???!”
“What right does he have to make kissy faces towards MY Kazu-chan!!!???”
“MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!”
The camera shook, and stomping of feet could be heard.
“Okay…”
The man exhaled, calming himself down.
“Now… the last two… is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!”
“We have Yuya and Ryu!!!”
“Yes yes yes, if Yoko ever sees this, he’d scream so loud than 10 fan girls put together.”
“Yes, he is the fan girl*cough* boy of AKAME…”
He laughed.
“Yeah, the KuroDA and HayaRyu pairings!”
“Of course, HayaRyu is number one.”
“This is not my own opinion…”
“I was curious, and I looked up online.”
The man laughed.
“Hayaryu…”
Hayato mumbled back.
“Well, let’s talk about Yuya first!!!”
The man exclaimed.
“Ishida Yuya…”
“Oh, man…”
He sighed dreamily.
“Yuya is a pretty little thing, ain’t he?”
He laughed.
“He’s a fuckin’ tease, and when he use that pout of his, and looks at you with that glassy eyes…”
The man grunted.
“You just… you wanna just…”
“Ughh!”
He zoomed in on a poster of Kazuya with a long brown hair.
Hayato blinked, and his eyes widened.
“That’s… “
He trailed.
“This is how Kazumi is like.”
“Eh…”
“Damn… when he looks at you like that…”
“You feel like you just wanna protect him, and break him at the same time.”
“SOOO like Kazu in real life.”
“I want to protect him from so many things…”
He sighed.
“Then, I want to protect him from myself too.”
“I want to break him…”
He panted.
“I want to do so many things that will-“
“That will what?!”
Hayato realized that voice.
The screen turned from the poster of Kazuya…
To the real Kazuya standing by the door frame of the room.
Uncle Reio’s room…
“Kazuya…”
He whispered to the tv.
“What’s going on…?”
“Wuah!!!”
The man behind the camera jumped.
“Yuu~ya!!!!”
“I’m KAZUYA!”
The one with the half pony tail stomped his foot.
“Ohh~”
The one holding the camera moaned.
“That’s another thing I love about Yuya!!!”
“He looks so girly~”
“Do you want to bend over for a LONG time, baka??!”
Kazuya pulled his sleeves, and strolled his way towards the man behind the camera.
“Is that a threat or a promise, baby?”
He chuckled.
“Ugh!!”
Kazuya grunted.
“What are you doing, anyway?”
“I’m… testing how good this camera is!”
He exclaimed excitedly.
“Next month, when we take that week off, I’ll be bringing this with us to Okinawa.”
“You could’ve film Pin and Ran!!!”
Kazuya rolled his eyes.
“They’re out with mama, baby.”
The other replied.
“Hey, where’s my hello kiss?”
The frowns on Kazuya’s face disappear, and he had a small smile as he leaned in, and pouts his lips.
Hayato felt his heart crash to pieces as he heard the sound of their lips meeting in a kiss.
And the crashes of those hearts break more as he saw the loving look Kazuya gave the camera man.
His eyes, his smile, his look…
They all directed towards the man behind the camera.
“Kazuya…”
“Let me finish…”
The man said huskily.”
“About Yuya…”
“Hn?”
Kazuya raised his perfectly waxed brow.
“My little brother Yuya?”
“You sick bastard!”
Kazuya hit him playfully.
“Yuya is only a tot!”
“Mouuu, Kazuuu~”
He whined.
“I meant, YOU…”
“Well, YOU YUYA…”
“Makes perfect sense, baby.”
Kame rolled his eyes.
“Yuya, ne…”
He focus on the poster once more, then back at Kazuya.
“Like I said…”
“Yuya… is… sooo kawaii~”
He said dreamily.
“Kazu, besides Ryu, I think he’s closest to you.”
“You said Ryu’s my copy.”
Kame retorted.
“Well… personality wise, I think you’re more to Yuya.”
The man stretch his hand to cup Kazuya’s cheek.
“When it comes to both of us, Odagiri and Yabuki, yeah, they’re like our copies.”
“Am I making sense, baby?”
“You don’t make sense HALF the time, baka.”
Kame chuckled, and sat on the fluffy futon.
“Mouuu, baka this and baka that!!!”
“Okay.”
Kame stopped laughing, and looked up at the camera.
“Tell me about Ryu.”
“Ah! I change my mind…”
He told the smaller one.
“If we combine Yuya and Ryu’s personality…”
“THEN we get KAZU!!!”
“Hah?”
Kame blinked.
“Well, ALMOST like you, turtle…”
“Because if I want an EXACTLY you, well…”
“There’s you…”
“It’s like I’m talking to my niece.”
Kame sighed.
“Except, she at least make sense on her theories of unicorns are real.”
“Kazu~~”
“Okay, continue…”
Kame shook his head.
“Of course, the Ryu people see on the screen is different than the Ryu I see behind the scene.”
“Where are you getting at…?”
Kame trailed.
Part ii: peace-l0v3.livejournal.com/17694.html#cutid1