Title: Sparkly is pretty (When Kazuya gets something sparkly)
Author: queen_kat-tun
Pairing: Akame
Rating: Safe
Genre: A failed attempt at crack, romance and fluff
Summary: When Jin is being an idiot, Kazuya screams.
Author’s Note: Jin is good at being an idiot and Kazuya can’t help but fall in love with his baka of a lover.
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It was one sunny morning with the birds singing happily and the wind was calm. The fluffy clouds were smoothly rolling by, the flowers bright. Everything looked so peaceful.
Everything. But not everyone.
"KAME~!!!"
Silence.
"KAME, KAME! KAME, KAME, KAME~~!!!" Jin called out, bouncing ever so happily on the bed, trying to wake a certain beautiful male up. He felt like the energizer bunny having all these extra energy to jump about.
Kazuya stirred to life and groaned exasperatedly. “Mou~ Jin, stop. I want to sleep."
"NOOO!!! Wakey, wakey Kame-Kame!"
Kazuya wanted to throw Jin out the window for being so hyperactive at this early hour. Surely, Jin just got home from work and he shouldn’t have the energy to be so giddy; like a child having his first sugar rush.
"Wake up, Kame-Kame~~" Jin sang, trying to get Kame to open his eyes.
Kazuya struggled to wake himself up. Sitting up on the bed and rubbing his eyes off of sleep.
"What has gotten into you in this early morning, Jin?" he asked. He should be annoyed but he doesn't know why he never gets infuriated of Jin; even when the other male does things that can really piss a normal person off. Maybe he, Kamenashi Kazuya, isn’t normal, he thought.
Jin stopped bouncing the moment he saw Kame waking up. He sat down on the bed and faced a sleepy yet smiling Kame.
Jin grinned widely. "Pretty!!!" Jin squealed, letting the child in him resurface.
"Huh?" Kame asked, not able to process what Jin had said.
"Kame-Kame sooo~ pretty in the morning!" Jin replied before leaning close to Kazuya and stealing a kiss on the younger man's lips.
"You woke me up for that?" Kazuya asked when the other male pulled away, ending the kiss.
Jin's brows went up and down in a silly manner. Then he clapped his hands. "Jinjin, sweet, ne?"
And Kazuya had to laugh seeing that hopeful look on his lover's face. "Yeah. Jinjin sweet and cute. Can pretty Kame go back to sleep now? Kame-Kame needs to go to work later."
Jin thought for a while before he nodded. "Kame-Kame go to sleep now. Again."
"Thank you. I love you, Jin." Kazuya uttered before sliding down his bed yet again.
Jin couldn't help but to smile when he saw his lover closing his eyes to let sleep claim him again. He loved being like a child for Kame.
Annoying as it was, Kazuya never got mad at him for such act. He doesn't know why, maybe Kazuya's just too tolerating.
Slowly, he lay beside his lover and hugged the young male close to him. "I love you too, Kazuya. Sorry." he said, apologizing for disturbing his pretty lover's peaceful sleep before he too closed his eyes.
Jin always makes it a point to see Kame awake before he sleeps. He just got home from work and when he sleeps, Kame doesn't wake him up, insisting that he should rest.
Looking at the clock, he knew his Kame will get up three hours later and will go to work, filming for his new drama. Their schedules doesn't allow them to be together that much so his only way is to wake up Kame from his sleep, making sure that it was Jin that Kame first laid his eyes on every day.
~*~
Kazuya, as Jin had predicted, woke up three hours later. He smiled seeing that Jin had cuddled him up. The other male was sleeping next to him peacefully; like an exhausted child.
His Jin looked relaxed despite him having so many projects and whatever workload. He laughed softly when he noticed a neon green post-it note stuck up on his lover's forehead.
Leaning forward, he read the note that says:
"Pretty Kame, wake me up when you're ready to leave. I'll send you to work. I'll just take a nap, okay? Love you so much!" - your sexy Jin
"Baka!" the younger male uttered, grinning to himself. Jin really knew how to make him all warm and fluffy. He pressed his lips on Jin's own before he slid out of bed and readied himself for the day.
He missed spending time with Jin. They've never had the chance to hang out together that much for Jin works at night, while he films during the morning. Being an idol really is hard, and having an idol for a lover is much more difficult.
After some time, Kazuya had finished preparing himself but he opted not to wake Jin up because he knew, better than anyone else, that Jin needs to take all the rest he can get. Bandage was doing well but it doesn't mean that the actors are to laze around.
He walked towards their bedside table, peeled another neon post-it that was now in the color of striking orange and scribbled something down before sticking it on Jin's shirt. He bent forwards and gave his lover a chaste kiss before going out of their unit.
~*~
Jin woke up and his eyes flew open when he read 6.00 pm on their wall clock.
"Kame?" he called out even though he knew that the young one was already out.
Sighing, he got up from bed and walked to the kitchen. He was hungry and was too tired to cook for himself. Luckily enough, there was food on the table, neatly arranged and looked so mouth-watering.
"Kame-Kame, I love you!" he said before he sat down and started eating, savoring each bite.
When he was done, he went to clean up the dishes and was about to wipe his hand on his shirt when he was finished. He frowned when an orange flap caught his attention.
"I've cooked for you. Eat well, okay? I won't be back by dinner. I've prepared one for you though. It's in the fridge and don't try to burn our apartment when you reheat it, okay? I love you."
Jin smiled upon reading the younger's message. He happily hummed as he walked to their living room. He turned on the TV and started flipping channels only to get bored. Then he remembered that the first episode of Kazuya's new drama will be aired tonight. He changed channels until he was able to find what he was looking for.
Jin's jovial mood suddenly flew away, thanks to the scenes where his Kazuya was being molested. Yes, molested was the term for that, Jin bitterly thought.
~*~
Kazuya gently turned the knob and went inside their apartment. The TV was on and he frowned. It was 1.00 am and Jin was supposed to be at work by this time of the day.
Apparently, when he saw a figure on the couch, his lover wasn't.
"Hey," he greeted only to be ignored by one sulking man.
Frowning, he went close to Jin and tried to kiss his lover when the older male pulled away, not looking at him.
"What's the problem? Something wrong?"
Jin kept quiet and shot glares at Kazuya who was oblivious of what was troubling him.
"There, there...why am I receiving such treatment? You were in the opposite mood earlier..."
Jin didn't utter any word but kept giving the younger male accusing stares.
"Fine. If you're not going to talk then I'll go take a bath first." Kazuya said and started walking away from Jin.
With a sullen mood, Jin got hold of one of the medium-sized fluffy pillows lying on the couch and threw it towards Kazuya, hitting the younger's back with a soft thud.
"What?!" Kazuya almost scowled. "Why are you being so moody today?"
Jin, in an effort to not show his moroseness, opted to stick his tongue out at the younger male before storming off to their room, slamming the door shut for effect.
Kazuya winced at the loud sound their bedroom door made. A moody Jin is not one to laugh about.
Done bathing and changing into comfortable clothes, he went to their room only to know that it was locked from the inside.
"Jin?" he called. He knocked several times but his efforts were futile. Finally giving up, he settled on the couch and switched on the TV.
"AH! A review of my latest drama? Cool!" he said and watched the news about Yamato Nadeshiko and its casts. There were footages of him and his co-actors, and he couldn't help but to bite his lip when the scenes where his butt was being groped were aired.
So this was the reason...
~*~
Jin would've stayed in the room all night, err, morning only if he hadn't felt thirsty. With the hopes that Kazuya is fast asleep, he went out and softly padded into the kitchen to get something to drink.
He drank two and a half glasses of water before feeling that he had satisfied his thirst. He washed the glass before putting it to its proper place after drying. Turning around, he saw Kazuya making his way to the kitchen and getting a glass for himself.
Jin's surly mood rushed to his entire being again. He walked past through the smaller man, not even giving Kazuya a glance. He heard the news coming from the TV; a review of Yamato Nadeshiko was being aired. He peeked and frowned when the scenes he hated came up once again. Furrowing his brows, he switched the TV off in utter annoyance.
"I'm watching." he heard Kazuya say
Jin opted to give his lover an "I-don't-care" look before he stood up, remote in his hand.
Kazuya sighed. "Fine. I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it."
"Whatever." was all Jin said before walking away, not letting go of the remote and pulling the TV plug from the socket.
Kazuya decided not to push Jin more. He sat on the couch and winced when the bedroom door banged shut once again.
After a good thirty minutes, both were not able to sleep.
Jin, feeling guilty, went out of the room and made his way to where Kazuya is.
Kazuya, feeling like an idiot, can't stop turning and fidgeting thinking that he had made Jin mad.
A gentle tap on his shoulder distracted his thoughts. He looked up and came face to face with a hand holding a remote.
"Here." Jin said with an indifferent tone.
"Jin...I'm sorry, okay?" Kazuya said softly not wanting to be away from Jin anymore. He sat up on the couch and held Jin's hand after throwing the remote somewhere.
Jin pulled his hand away and lay down on the couch, his head resting on Kazuya's lap. Then suddenly, Jin’s worried voice echoed softly in the room. "Why, Kazu? Why did you allow them to molest you?" Jin said, his eyes shining, like a puppy's.
Dumbfounded, Kazuya frowned. "Molest me? What are you talking about?"
"Did they force you? Your butt...does it hurt?"
"What are you talking about, Jin?"
Confused, Jin looked at Kazuya with inquiring eyes. "They were molesting you! They were taking advantage of your sexy behind! The extras were groping your butt like they were fantasizing about you! I'm the only one allowed to do that! Right?" the older male whined and almost puffed his last word.
Then, as realization dawned on him, Kazuya couldn't contain his laughter. He laughed so loud that he didn't hear Jin say, "Oh no! The malicious act had gone too far! You have become a madman!"
When Kazuya's laughter died down, he looked at Jin tenderly. "No, you silly! I wasn't molested nor forced. That was in the script. The manga even has those scenes, Jinjin..."
Jin's mood brightened up. "You weren't molested?"
Kazuya caressed Jin's cheek lovingly. "Nope. Besides, they asked permission if they can do it to me and I said yes. It doesn't mean that they were taking advantage of me."
"But...but I'm the only one who can grope you like that! I mean grope that perky butt of yours~" Jin said, smiling perversely at his lover; his jubilant mood now evident in his hazel eyes.
Kazuya chuckled. "You're such a pervert!"
"I'm not!" Jin pouted which earned him a kiss from his lover.
"I missed you." Kazuya said.
"I missed myself too!" came Jin's teasing reply to which Kazuya pouted.
Jin chuckled and pulled Kazuya for another kiss as his hands wounded around Kazuya’s nape. The kiss was deeper and passionate than the chaste kisses they've shared earlier.
"Room?" he asked after kissing Kazuya senseless.
The younger male nodded.
Hand in hand, they made it to their room and ended up in each other's arms once again.
~*~
"KAMEEE~ Wakey, wakey!!!" Jin squealed as he started bouncing on the bed.
The younger male just groaned but refused to make an effort to get up.
"KAME! KAME! WAKE UP!!!!" Jin shouted and started poking Kazuya's neck with the tail of Kazuya's turtle plushie.
Kazuya just swatted his plushie away.
Jin grinned and went to do his last option. He pinned Kazuya down with his own body and started tickling the younger male whose eyes flew open when the tickling sensations set in.
He wriggled, squealed, squirmed and whatever else to try and get away from Jin. The older male only allowed him to do so when he was already red and gasping for breath from much shrieks and laughter.
"Let's go grocery shopping! I've no more food!" Jin demanded. Today is their grocery shopping day and they have no work as well. It's hard being a JE talent.
Kazuya whacked Jin's head playfully. "You and your big stomach!"
"Hey, my tummy's not big!" Jin protested.
"Whatever! Come on, let's shower together and let me see if there are other big things in your body asides from your tummy." the younger teased as he dragged the older male into the bathroom which was later filled with Kazuya's moans of pleasure.
===*****===*****===
"Jin! Why'd you get that?! Put that back to its shelf!" Kazuya almost scolded when he saw Jin holding something sparkly. The older male was aiming to put the thing in their cart.
"Mou~ but this'll look good on you!"
Horrified at the thought, Kazuya groaned. "No way!"
"KAME-KAME!!! PLEASE! LET'S BUY THIS!!! PLEASE, KAME-KAME?" Jin pleaded, twirling the item in his hand.
"I said NO, Jin!" he said firmly. Why was Jin being so insistent to buy that particular thing?!
"BUT IT'S CUUUTE!!! It'll fit you perfectly!" Jin declared persistently.
"What part of NO don't you understand?" Kazuya hissed, getting ashamed of the commotion the older male was dragging them into.
Jin looked at his lover with the wounded-puppy look and sniffed. "BUT KAZUUU~~"
"Why do you like it so much, anyway?" Kazuya asked when Jin wouldn't stop whining and pleading and doing that puppy look. It softened his resolve.
Jin's face lit up with excitement. "Because it's shiny and sparkly and pretty and cute and shimmering and studded and perfect and---"
Sighing, Kazuya gave up. "Fine, fine! Get it over here. You'll pay for everything today."
"Okay!"
Kazuya waited for their groceries and both he and Jin had their hands full after a short while.
And Jin also has an additional little box in his hand as well.
===*****===*****===
"KAME~!!!"
Jin pouted for a while and then, "KAME, KAME! KAME, KAME, KAME~~!!!" Jin called out, vigorously leaping ever so happily on their bed, trying to wake a certain beautiful male.
"Mou~ Jin, stop. I want to sleep some more."
"NOOO!!! Wakey, wakey Kame-Kame! WAKEEEYYY UPPPYYY!!!" Jin sing-sang enthusiastically. Well, more of Jin demanded for him to wake up.
"Oh god! Not again!" is what Kame had thought the moment Jin started bouncing once more.
"Wake up, Kame-Kame~~" Jin sang some more, trying to get Kame to open his eyes.
Again, Kazuya struggled to wake himself up. Half-sitting, half-lying on the bed, the younger male rubbed his eyes off of sleep.
"What's gotten into you in this early morning, Jin?" he asked.
Before, he never got annoyed with Jin's weird antics. But considering now, he wasn't sure anymore.
Jin stopped bouncing the moment he saw Kame opened his eyes. He sat down on the bed and faced a sleepy yet smiling Kame. He held a hand out and placed, more of arranged, something carefully on his Kazuya's head.
Jin grinned widely. "Pretty!!! Kazuuu~ sooo beautiful!!!!" Jin squealed, letting the child in him resurface. Again!
"W-what?" A sleepy Kazuya grumbled.
Jin held out a mirror to him. "Look! Kazu so pretty!!!!!!"
Kazuya rubbed his eyes and stared at the mirror. He saw himself, hair disheveled, eyes dazed. He looked up and saw the sparkly thing Jin had insisted on buying the day they went grocery shopping.
"JIIIINNN!!!! GET THIS TIARA OUT OF ME!!! NOW!!!" Kazuya screamed at the top of his lungs.
Jin just grinned widely, shaking his head in disapproval of Kame's request. "KAZU SOOO~ PREETTTTYYYY! You really are my princess! Tiara no out!" he uttered happily as he proceeded to shut his wailing princess Kazuya up with a deep, loving kiss.
~*~