Dear Driver of a Silver Sedan;
Thanks for veering from behind me, to the left turn lane, scrapping against my driver side trim, and then running through two red lights. I wish you karma in giant heaps.
Just because we're law-abiding drivers at the stop light doesn't mean that you get to veer and weave through traffic like a drunk whore on speed. Actually, that's an insult to sex workers; like a drunken idiot not deserving of a license never mind an actual car.
No love and a scraped left hand side,
ME