As I am totally into CSI now, I've decided to write a few stories! This is one I decided to write based on a picture someone drew of the CSI people as My Little Ponies. And of course I had to write it. It was to good to pass up!
So Without further ado, I present to you CSP: Crime Scene Ponies!!
CSP: Crime Scene Ponies
DODS
But I give you permission to laugh your ass off!!!
This story contains the original CSI characters and my own. Just a warning! ^__^
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When Greg walked into the Las Vegas crime lab, he knew it was going to be a tough night. The night shift techs were already prossesing evidence only a half hour into shift, which said a lot for the day shift techs. He shook his head and continued on to the break room, knowing the day techs were nowhere near as good as they claimed. The first person he ran into in the break room was a pouting Sara, who immediately brightened up at his presence.
"Greg!" she exclaimed, "Your here! Make some decent coffee? Please? I would have made it already, but you always hid it so well!"
The blond man rolled his eyes with a smirk, "You don't have to suck up to me Sara, you know I have to make my coffee if I want anything decent. Bri, Kris, Wolfe come in yet?" he asked. He took his special coffee out of its hiding place and dumped out the normal, rather crappy tasting stuff the lab provided them with.
"I think Wolfe came in a few minutes ago. He went to talk to Grissom before shift started." she informed him. "And if he's here then you know the other two are here as well. Don't they live together?"
"Yeah, they live a few minutes from here. I should know." the blond tech smirked in her general direction. He laughed at her shriek of "TMI!"
"Aw, c'mon Sara, you should be totally used to my loud mouth. We've only been working together for six or so years you know."
"I still do not want to know anything about your sex life you chemically imbalanced lab technician!" she shrieked.
"Is he spreading rumors again Sara?" Brianna asked, walking into the break room. "What have I told you about that Greggy?"
Greg gulped and almost spilled his coffee on the counter, "Oh, uh, hi honey! Fancy meeting you here!"
The dark haired girl raised an eyesbrow at him,"I work here too love, or have you forgotten that? Sara, what has he been saying?"
"He's been implying towards your sex life again Bri." Sara said with a smirk.
Greg glared at her, "Tattle tail." he grumbled. Brianna stalked towards him and pinched the top of his ear, dragging him towards his DNA lab.
"Your going to your lab and you are going to go straight to work. I don't want to here from you for at least an hour, and don't even try to escape your box love. I work right next to you and the walls are glass you know." she informed him as she dragged her blond boyfriend to his prison, ahem, lab.
Nick and Kristina flattened themselved against the wall as they walked past, the 34 year old man flailing his arms like a madman. They continued their trek towards the room that contained the beverage of heaven and plopped down onto the couch. "He been saying stuff again?" Nick asked Sara.
"How ever did you guess? That boy is going to get himself into trouble one of these days and she's not going to forgive him." the dark haired CSI said, filling up the coffee pot with water before hitting the switch.
Kristina rolled her eyes, "Tell me about it. Any word from Grissom about our assignments for tonight?"
"No, Wolfe is talking with him about something."
"Well, that can't be good. They hate each other, remember? They have to fight over you so passiontly Sara!" Kristina said, swooning and leaning into Nick. He laughed and set his girlfriend upright before taking his turn to make fun of his long time colleage.
"Yeah Sara, you should pick one of them before they decide to fight it out over you using guns and knives!" he exclaimed.
"And you two had better shut your mouth before they hear you, because they just might pull those knives on you for making fun of me." she said, smirking.
The two protested, their playful banter being cut off when Wolfe and Grissom stepped into the lab. Grissom handed each of them a slip of paper with thier assignments printed on the front. "Sara and Nick, you two have a B&E on the strip. Wolfe, your with Warrick when he comes in on a double homicide on city limits. Kristina, your free until something comes in. I daresay you help your sister control that boyfriend of hers before he becomes a permenent speck on the pavement of life."
Kristina nodded and smirked, rubbing her hands together excitedly, "As you wish boss. Oh, this will be ever so fun!" she crowed, heading out of the room towards Jaqui's trace lab, "If you hear any terrified screaming don't come running!" she called gleefully over her shoulder.
Wolfe patted Nick on the shoulder, flicking his blonde ponytail over his shoulder on his way out. "Your the bravest man I know for willingly going out with her." he said as he left.
Sara laughed and poured two cups of coffee into togo cups and handed one to Nick. "Come on CrimeStopper, your driving."
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