No. No. No. No. NO. NoNoWriNO.
*clears throat*
Um... Dragons? What are you writing? Because from here it almost looks like... yep. That definitely looks like THE WRONG FIC, YOU DUMBASS.
*weeps* janglyjewels? This is on you, devil woman. A plague on both your houses.
That's right. You heard me. ALL ONE OF THEM.