Dragons SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED Post.
The state of things this morning in Dragonsland....
1. I am a square peg. I do not fit in round holes. I am okay with this. Some of you guys are, too, which made me feel awesome when I got up this morning and read my emails. Thank you. *smishes y'all*
2. Pippy Gonzalez horked on my black pants while I was in the shower. *\o/* When I shrieked and exclaimed: OMFG, did you yak on my work pants? she did the cat equivalent of a Dean-esque Heh. My cat, peoples, is a small furry denizen of Wrongsville. *points to the incorrectness* Now I has to wear jeans to work and have the annoying repetitive conversation with fifteen different people about why I has jeans on. See? HER EVIL CONTINUES BEYOND THE RETCH ITSELF.
3. I rode horse!Sam bareback last night. Twenty-one year old thoroughbred withers are unpleasant things for unmentionable reasons. *gives the horsey chicks the secret handshake* Also, at his new home he gets vet-checked once a year and they only charge you TWENTY BUCKS. *dances* That's happening in the next couple of weeks. I love a bargain. Unless they find something expensive wrong with him, in which case... DOES NOT WANT.
4. COFFEE.
5. The Dragons is on schedule for a completed draft of her current fic by the end of the week. Then I'm gonna hit one of you schmoes up for a beta. You poor bastards. *weeps for you*
6. I am beginning to panic about the oh-reeg-inal fic and the NaNo.
7. New boys tomorrow. HOMG, I am really enjoying this season. *pashes Dean wildly* THIS PLEASES ME.
That is all. Please continue about your business. *waves hand generously*
Also? I am late. *\o/*