Geography 101. And Dr BADASS? Is finally IN.
Jensen? Honey? About this trip to Dragonsland… UR DOIN IT WRONG.
You has alighted the airbus one stop too early. *claps hand over
rinkle ’s mouth* Please to be re-boarding and continuing on. See, you has landed here:
If you is looking out your hotel window, you is probably noticing on account of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and a spikey looking thing we call the Opera House. This is where JD lives. *waves to JD*
Surely you is meaning to have landed HERE:
Over here, we has a very pretty city, and every second car is a white ute. We has more cows than normal and people is talking a bit slower than the national average. You has to pronounce everything with hard vowels. Oh, and nobody quite grasps the concept of a zip-merge off the Banana Freeway. But on the whole, Perthians are a happy bunch. This is likely on account of having a DRAGONS in their midst.
So. *claps hands, twirls finger in direction of airport* Hop-sing, buddy. Back on the bird.
*waits patiently at Perth Airport*
….
*waits some more at Perth Airport*
….
Dude. Seriously. I is not coming all the way over there. I am an AUSSIE, and therefore cannot be ARSED. Has you SEEN the Nullarbor Plain? It’s like, ginormous. And dull. Crikey. It goes: salt bush, salt bush, salt bush …wait, LIZARD! …salt bush, salt bush, salt bush… and so on and so on. For seven billionty kilometres.
P.S. Is it just a Dragons, or does anyone else feel that the term “alighting” should refer to BOARDING a thing rather than DISEMBARKING. The Dragons has always been of the opinion that the word intrinsically harbors notions of ascension rather than descent. Please discuss. Not you, Jensen. You is dismissed. I is talking to the fangirls now.
FANGIRLS!! I has MISSED you! The Dragons is back online! Joygasm. OMFG. That was the most excruciating two weeks of my life. Worse than giving up smoking. Giving up the hookah was definitely easier than being without the internetz.
*hugs the interwebz, waves madly to you all*
So, it’s like, 10:30pm here. Get up, you (mostly) Americans. Get out of your beds and talk to a Dragons. *jiggles*
I am never going to catch up on the flist. If you has done/written something outrageously excellent, please to be linking the Dragons in comments. Otherwise I am starting afresh this eve…
I has missed birthdays. I has missed sooooo many birthdays. Happy birthday to
her_raw_words ,
tiffosis ,
lemmypie ,
kynikey and
katriel1987 , you is today. Uuuummm, who else has I missed? I has missed more people, I am sure. *refers frantically to notes* WHAT? I has notes. SO? You know what continues to freak a Dragons out? How many goddamn AQUARIANS I has collected in my nearly thirty-two years. It is outrageously ridiculous, how many Aquarians the Dragons has in her camp. *squints at all the Aquarians*
There may be multiple posts in the next twenty-four hours, people. I’m just sayin’.
*runs around the interwebz, flails*
You has alighted the airbus one stop too early. *claps hand over
rinkle ’s mouth* Please to be re-boarding and continuing on. See, you has landed here:
If you is looking out your hotel window, you is probably noticing on account of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and a spikey looking thing we call the Opera House. This is where JD lives. *waves to JD*
Surely you is meaning to have landed HERE:
Over here, we has a very pretty city, and every second car is a white ute. We has more cows than normal and people is talking a bit slower than the national average. You has to pronounce everything with hard vowels. Oh, and nobody quite grasps the concept of a zip-merge off the Banana Freeway. But on the whole, Perthians are a happy bunch. This is likely on account of having a DRAGONS in their midst.
So. *claps hands, twirls finger in direction of airport* Hop-sing, buddy. Back on the bird.
*waits patiently at Perth Airport*
….
*waits some more at Perth Airport*
….
Dude. Seriously. I is not coming all the way over there. I am an AUSSIE, and therefore cannot be ARSED. Has you SEEN the Nullarbor Plain? It’s like, ginormous. And dull. Crikey. It goes: salt bush, salt bush, salt bush …wait, LIZARD! …salt bush, salt bush, salt bush… and so on and so on. For seven billionty kilometres.
P.S. Is it just a Dragons, or does anyone else feel that the term “alighting” should refer to BOARDING a thing rather than DISEMBARKING. The Dragons has always been of the opinion that the word intrinsically harbors notions of ascension rather than descent. Please discuss. Not you, Jensen. You is dismissed. I is talking to the fangirls now.
FANGIRLS!! I has MISSED you! The Dragons is back online! Joygasm. OMFG. That was the most excruciating two weeks of my life. Worse than giving up smoking. Giving up the hookah was definitely easier than being without the internetz.
*hugs the interwebz, waves madly to you all*
So, it’s like, 10:30pm here. Get up, you (mostly) Americans. Get out of your beds and talk to a Dragons. *jiggles*
I am never going to catch up on the flist. If you has done/written something outrageously excellent, please to be linking the Dragons in comments. Otherwise I am starting afresh this eve…
I has missed birthdays. I has missed sooooo many birthdays. Happy birthday to
her_raw_words ,
tiffosis ,
lemmypie ,
kynikey and
katriel1987 , you is today. Uuuummm, who else has I missed? I has missed more people, I am sure. *refers frantically to notes* WHAT? I has notes. SO? You know what continues to freak a Dragons out? How many goddamn AQUARIANS I has collected in my nearly thirty-two years. It is outrageously ridiculous, how many Aquarians the Dragons has in her camp. *squints at all the Aquarians*
There may be multiple posts in the next twenty-four hours, people. I’m just sayin’.
*runs around the interwebz, flails*