You like WHAT?
So riddle me this, Batman.
I am trawling through Icon Town for the past few days. Not non-stop. But you know, when I’m not working on -Blind Spot-. Those four freakin’ minutes of each day that I’m not thinking about the damn fic...
And I was looking for a Dean toothflash icon. And I has the following conversation with the Monkeys:
Dragons: monkeys, why is no one having a toothflash icon that the dragons can be snaffling?
Monkeys: um…
Dragons: surely I is not the ONLY fangirl with a toothflash!kink.
Monkeys: yes. you is.
And then the Monkeys, she is making me SEVERAL toothflash icons, so that the Dragons will shut up about it. \o/ Which means, I win.
*hugs the new toothflash icons*
Then I am thinking about kinks in general and how bizarre they are. Even more, I am thinking about how wonderful fandom is because it EMBRACES the kinks. It says: Oh, yeah, Dragons? You has a thing for teeth and the flashing thereof? We is down with you, homey. We can be living with this. And in lots of other environments the expression of your kinks is frowned upon. Say, at family gatherings, your place of work etc. If the Dragons was to announce at a job interview that my interests included toothflash, such a disclosure may lead to further questioning and ultimate failure to progress to employment. Completely without just cause, but nonetheless…
Today, while I was trundling around at an infuriatingly slow pace on my recovering equine, horse!Sam (not a kink, people, just a name), I was listing all the Dragons kinks in my head.
I has the whump!kink, the puke!kink, the burp!kink, the growly-throaty-grunt!kink, the toothflash!kink, the I-has-been-belted-in-the-head-and-has-no-clue!kink, the little-hollow-at-the-base-of-the-throat!kink, the filthy-dusty-cowboy!kink, the spot-between-the-shoulderblades!kink, the wrecked-up/drugged-up-hot-guy!kink…
I could go on and on and on. And these are only my inexplicable wtf?kinks. I has a whole bunch more that are completely explicable.
But I is thinking the toothflash!kink is maybe the most obscure that the Dragons has. And it’s not even toothflash in general that blows the Dragons skirt up. It’s not any ole flash of the pearlies that does it for the Dragons. It’s very specific. But holy hell, when it happens?
Pants explode. *nods* They is just…gone. *case in point below*
So flisties? ‘FESS UP. What’s your weirdest, most obscure kink? The bizarre one, that doesn’t even sound like it should be a kink. Make me go WTF? Unless, um, your kink happens to be illegal. In which case, probably keep it yourself, yes?
Bring it on. Let’s have at it J and celebrate our uniqueness.