What? Thursday Already? But I Has Done Nothing.

[pdragon76]

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Random pre annual leave madness:

• Giles and Neffi are off to the vet this morning for their boosters before they head to the Celebrity Day Spa retreat this weekend.  Or Promises Rehab Centre may be more accurate…  Prediction: Within ten feet of the clinic Neffi starts warbling like an excitable stooge, Giles starts throwing his Rottweiler manliness around, and if there happens to be any cats in the waiting room?  *facepalm* God help us all, it’s gonna turn into Shriekfest 07.  I’m seriously debating taking them in one at a time, leaving the other in the car.  I shouldn’t be allowed to own dogs.  I am BAD at it. Wish me luck. UPDATE  Actuality:  Barring some rude turbo boosted jumping, both Neffi and Giles win the Rock-You-Large-Dog Awards for general non-hellhoundishness, and for two very spiffy Sit-and-Drops executed perfectly via hand commands alone.  *is proud of all three of us*

• There is a funny thing going on with my eye.  Wtf?  Please to be explaining why you must be doing this NOW, eyeball?  Like, could you not have done this last week, when I was having time to do something about you?  *eyeballs the unhappy eyeball*

• Bizarre synchronous knife thing:  My mother trips over a crate and falls onto the broken plates she is carrying, slashing her hands open yesterday and requiring stitches in both.  I am talking to her on the phone about it while I am making dinner last night and I do this smart ass flippy knife thing around my fingers like the SHOW OFF I am except I DUFF it and nearly cut my finger off, requiring four bandaids and ten minutes for the crazy laughter to stop.

• Horse!Sam update:  Dear Near Hind Leg,  STOP IT.  Regards, Pdragon.

• Living Room Light Fitting Update:  Dear Electrician, Where the fuck is you being?  Still.  Because you is not here.  I can tell, on account of me being right here and the not being able to see you.  Unless, of course, you is an invisible electrician, in which case - YOU SHOULD PUT THIS ON YOUR BUSINESS CARD.  Regards, Pdragon.

• Plane Anxiety Update:  Dear Qantas Maintenance Peoples, Why is you reading this letter?  Maintain my plane, please.  STOP READING and START MAINTAINING.  Regards, Pdragon.

• Plane Anxiety Update #2:  Dear Qantas Pilot, Don’t fuck up.  Seriously.  I mean it.  Regards, Pdragon.

• Um, J, if you is reading...I has kinda not told my parents when I is coming.  So please to be picking me up at the airport?  Very muchly?  And yesyesyes, I know.  BAD. Special hell bad.  Lecture me freely while you is picking my ass up from the airport. 

More updates as they come to hand.  We’re on the downhill slide, peoples.  Three days to go.  J  Also?  Yays for no worky for two weeks.  Oh, dear God - YAYS.