Conversations in Admissions

[pdragon76]

I don't even know why I find this so funny, but I'm still laughing about it six hours later.

Officer Dragons:  Where do you live?
First Timer:  Kalumburu.
Officer Vaughn:  Is that an Aboriginal community?
First Timer:  *clicks tongue to indicate yes*
Officer Dragons:  I've never even heard of that one.  How do you spell it?
First Timer:  *shrugs*
Officer Vaughn:  *refers to map*  Just scroll down the list on the screen.  It'll be in there.
Officer Dragons:  *scrolls, finds*  Kalumburu.  Whattaya know.
Officer Vaughn:  There it is. *points to map*  Two thousand kilometres north.   You have any medical problems you wanna talk to the nurse about?
First Timer:  *shakes head*
Officer Dragons:  You wear glasses at all?
First Timer:  Sometimes.
Officer Dragons:  You wear them because you can't see far away or because you can't see close up?
First Timer:  Far away. 
Officer Dragons:  Okay, can you see the numbers on that height chart?  *points*
First Timer:  Yeah.
Officer Dragons:  Can you see the sign on the door way over there?
First Timer:  Yeah.
Officer Vaughn:  Can you see Kalumburu?
Officer Dragons:  *dies laughing*