VAGINABLOCKED.
McDougall, I love you. I really do.
But you cost me SEX tonight. With a former soldier of the IDF who possesses a red blazing sun tattoo on his shoulder and abs you can LAUNDER AGAINST.
For this you must die.
That's if the outrageous hangover and interminable shame hasn't killed you already.
FIS AND I ARE THE BEST FRIENDS A DRUNK GAL EVA HAD. For reals.
But you cost me SEX tonight. With a former soldier of the IDF who possesses a red blazing sun tattoo on his shoulder and abs you can LAUNDER AGAINST.
For this you must die.
That's if the outrageous hangover and interminable shame hasn't killed you already.
FIS AND I ARE THE BEST FRIENDS A DRUNK GAL EVA HAD. For reals.