*hides face in couch cushions*
Please see below for a crop of a photo that is currently being circulated around several horse-related groups in Perth as part of an advertisement for my riding club. I have highlighted the area of concern.
Sweet St Francis of Assisi, people. Is it not enough that my jodphurs are lodged irretrievably up the gluteus divide? I has to have the conspicuous POO BULGE also? Really? SERIOUSLY?
Fangirls, I am 93.4% certain that I would have been aware of the fact, had I shat my daks on the day in question. And yet clearly I has a poo in there.
*is mortified*
ETA: Oh, dear GOD. The mocking emails have begun. *weeps*