Dragons SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED Post
Hey Y'all!
It's Sunday. Have some random items of disinterest while I wrestle with my wonky interwebz connection and enjoy the alluring scent of Burger King wafting across the airport terminal.
1. HOMG, I think Texas broke me with the Dallas and the adorable, unexpected art gallery dude and the free fruit and the antique thingies and all the flags and the Fort Worth and the cowboys who say ma'am. *tugs on Texas' belt buckle, whispers in Texas' ear* Yeah. You heard me. Right now. Repeatedly.
2. Never ask chemm80 or pdragon76 for directions out of Dallas or into Fort Worth. Or into Dallas or out of Fort Worth. In fact, if you're in Texas, and you catch wind of the fact either of these two jackasses might be behind the wheel, just... don't. Leave. Before we suck you into our vortex of wrong and they find your bleached bones under eighteen feet of snow in Alaska No, really.
3. kayto1 , we charged a bunch of those hotel pillows to your credit card. And I wrote Die, Doubletree, Die on the bathroom mirror with your toothpaste.
4. Star Trek movie? MADE OF WIN. *glee*
5. King Tut exhibition? Very cool, and I took lots of notes, but slightly lacking in the KING TUT. Maybe that was my bad; after repeated applications of audio from the weird Egyptian-accented dude inviting me to come face to face with the Boy King, I thought I might, you know, COME FACE TO FACE WITH THE BOY KING. But apparently the he's too lazy or dead or something to leave Cairo. *sulks* I wanted to poke the mummy with a stick.
6. There is nothing even vaguely vegetarian to eat in this entire terminal.
7. I has had an awesome vacation, but I can has go home now? *makes the wibble lip, wishes for sweet solitude and own bed*
Anyone spoils me for the finale, I shiv a bitch. *points* For reals.
I still have an hour and a half before my flight boards, and absofuckinglutely nothing to do until then. So. Whattup, flisties?