Conversations With Pippy Gonzalez
Dragons: Now you is in the laundry basket. *throws up hands* Pippy, that is my clean laundry.
Pippy: Meow.
Dragons: You has a whole bunch of dirty clothes right on the floor there. You can't sleep on them instead?
Pippy: Meow.
Dragons: I disagree. The laundry basket is oval-shaped, not Pippy-shaped.
Pippy: Meow.
Dragons: Well, I'm not going to stand here arguing about it. Get out.
Pippy: Meow.
Dragons: Because it's my clean laundry, you ingrate. I don't want your feral fleabaggy arse all over my unmentionables.
Pippy: *curls, wraps paw around face*
Dragons: Oh for fuck's sake. *points* You suck. That's dirty pool. That paw thingy should be illegal.
Pippy: *purrs*