Pippy's All Over It Like A Rash.

Feb 14, 2009 07:19


Dragons:  *bends in hallway, scritches cat behind ears*  I'm going to work now.
Pippy Gonzalez:  Meow.
Dragons:  Your job is to lie there and be lazy all day.
Pippy Gonzalez:  Meow.
Dragons:  Okay, so you lie around like a brown slug, and I'll take care of everything else. 
Pippy Gonzalez:  Meow.
Dragons:  You can manage that?  I don't need to get ( Read more... )

pippy gonzalez, rl, i hate work

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chocca2 February 13 2009, 22:34:05 UTC
You is forgetting that your ninja cat is guarding the house while you is out, dragons! Nothing lazy about that! Hee, see, I has translated for you! lol *high fives pippy*

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pdragon76 February 15 2009, 00:10:27 UTC
Heeee! You is like Pippy's personal assistant.

I is about to watch Dollhouse, Chocca!

*is excited*

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katriel1987 February 14 2009, 00:39:15 UTC
pdragon76 February 15 2009, 00:10:56 UTC
Yeah, hard to WATCH. I'll give you that.

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waltzmatildah February 14 2009, 07:11:30 UTC
I was only chatting to my 8yo doggy the other day about her unparalleled ability to sleep all night, presumably sleep most of the day while I am out, and then sleep all evening on my lap.

Such talent and stamina.

Astounding.

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pdragon76 February 15 2009, 00:12:05 UTC
Astounding? Disgusting, you mean.

*pokes cat with a stick* Get up, you lazy bitch. You know, here I am replying to this twenty-four hours later and she's STILL lying in the hallway.

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waltzmatildah February 15 2009, 02:30:04 UTC
Well, here I am, God knows how many hours later, reading your reply with a sleeping dog on my lap.

I believe I just heard a snore...

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kayto1 February 14 2009, 21:35:04 UTC
Huh - I have conversations like that with Otis and Sam all the time -when I get home:
ME: So, guys, tough day at the office, huh?

THEM: YES. NOW FEED US. THEN WALK US. THEN YOU MAY PET US.

Sigh....

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pdragon76 February 15 2009, 00:15:18 UTC
They is like evol little daleks.

We should blow them up. Or not.

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clarity159 February 15 2009, 04:03:46 UTC
Heee. Pippy Gonzalez *represents* for catdom. *nods*

I am fairly certain that Pris, (ClarityCat) spends her days home on her own, sitting in front of my computer, ordering cat toys and North Alaska salmon online and trying to get the neighbor's dogs picked up by Animal Control. No good can come from having dogs, Pris is quite certain of this.

*looks fondly at the 16 pound mostly Maine Coon with the big personality*

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