Election Theme Song?
(With _many_ apologies to Waters/P.F.)
So ya
Though ya
Might like to go to the poll.
To feel the glow of security
And vote how you're told.
I've got some bad news for you, voter,
The Constitution's just paper (unless needed for our caper)!
Amidst false cries that our True Message is panned
We're gonna find out wher you folks REALLY STAND!
Are there any queers in the Nation tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks liberal!
And that one's a woman!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one reading a Koran,
And another with thoughts!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!