I think this is a record for me

[pdkl95]

Processing MainController#index (for x.x.x.x at 2009-11-24 00:27:51) [GET]
Rendering template within layouts/application
Rendering main/staff
Completed in 1627875ms (View: 315, DB: 1627827) | 200 OK

That's 27.13125 minutes worth of retransmits between Apache and the MySQL server...