hey diddle diddle! cows and fiddles! party on down! the great montage of cheese! etc....
i think i've lost my witt.
no seriously, think about it. when was the last time you read something witty and clever written by me? it was the second last episode of owl salad probably, which was almost a month or more ago now! geez man! what's going on? My last two posts have been nothing but taking what other people wrote and just pasting them into here. is that what i've become? a copy and paste artist? what's happening to me? i'm becoming boring!!!! AND STUPID!!! Oh dear god, please make it not true! tell me it's all a dream and i'll wake up and find out my stupidity was just a dream. wouldn't that be simply smashing?
oh well, that's what i get for years of drug and alcohol abuse i presume...
on another topic, i couldn't agree more with that whole 'let somebody else do it' episode of the simpsons. i was sitting there getting my hair cut (oh yeah! my hair is grade 9 short now!!! pictures to follow on my next post) and i was thinking, "i'd hate to have to cut my own hair, or anybody elses hair for that matter, thankfully this crazy lady decided to make a career out of doing it or i'd be in a hell of trouble. what? you want money in exchange for cutting my hair? oh, well that is fair, considering how horrible an activity it seems to be".
and this bring me to this whole matter of now being above the 'legal drinking age'. it really disappoints, but it really seems like i could have gotten away with much more underage drinking then i thought. i've yet to have to show ID. up to this point people have just glanced at me and assumed i'm well over the age limit.
BUT I'VE LOOKED THE SAME SINCE GRADE FREKIN' 10!!!! are you telling me that i could have gone to bars when i was 15 years old and not have gotten away with it? what the hell!!! the one time i had to show ID was to get a arm band at the RTA awards, and they carded everyone for that, even grandpa george!
oy, anyway. there was another point i was going to make but i can't seem to remember it now. maybe that will be the subject of my next post. or something.
it feels nice to be back posting again on LJ, i hope none of you are disappointed to see my lengthy rants again, but hey, tough bananas if you are cause i plan on doing this more often.
bye for now yo
no seriously, think about it. when was the last time you read something witty and clever written by me? it was the second last episode of owl salad probably, which was almost a month or more ago now! geez man! what's going on? My last two posts have been nothing but taking what other people wrote and just pasting them into here. is that what i've become? a copy and paste artist? what's happening to me? i'm becoming boring!!!! AND STUPID!!! Oh dear god, please make it not true! tell me it's all a dream and i'll wake up and find out my stupidity was just a dream. wouldn't that be simply smashing?
oh well, that's what i get for years of drug and alcohol abuse i presume...
on another topic, i couldn't agree more with that whole 'let somebody else do it' episode of the simpsons. i was sitting there getting my hair cut (oh yeah! my hair is grade 9 short now!!! pictures to follow on my next post) and i was thinking, "i'd hate to have to cut my own hair, or anybody elses hair for that matter, thankfully this crazy lady decided to make a career out of doing it or i'd be in a hell of trouble. what? you want money in exchange for cutting my hair? oh, well that is fair, considering how horrible an activity it seems to be".
and this bring me to this whole matter of now being above the 'legal drinking age'. it really disappoints, but it really seems like i could have gotten away with much more underage drinking then i thought. i've yet to have to show ID. up to this point people have just glanced at me and assumed i'm well over the age limit.
BUT I'VE LOOKED THE SAME SINCE GRADE FREKIN' 10!!!! are you telling me that i could have gone to bars when i was 15 years old and not have gotten away with it? what the hell!!! the one time i had to show ID was to get a arm band at the RTA awards, and they carded everyone for that, even grandpa george!
oy, anyway. there was another point i was going to make but i can't seem to remember it now. maybe that will be the subject of my next post. or something.
it feels nice to be back posting again on LJ, i hope none of you are disappointed to see my lengthy rants again, but hey, tough bananas if you are cause i plan on doing this more often.
bye for now yo