Dreams are fucking weriddddd
Weird fucking dreams, gonna try to write some stuff down before i forget them
Starts off in a mall somewhere maybe
I'm walking aroundish. Someone that kinda looks like Stetter with long hair is fucking around with chemicals and stuff making stuff explode
I specifically remember beef jerky being involved. He pressed it together with something and it made a pop and then dissolved into flame
I keep telling him hes really good at this stuff and needs to go to college and get a chem degree
At this point I'm yelling the same things to a kid
The kid runs off through the mall and I realize he has something of mine in his back pack so we're chasing him
I think the grand canyon might have been in the mall for whatever reason
The person I'm chasing him with might have been my R.A. Jerome
When I get out neither of them are there
Then there is a fully aware orangutan that can talk but has weird stumps for arms
Its tellin me some stuff I don't remember
I am carrying it around or something
Its getting chased by the feds outside in the parking lot or something
There are a bunch of other orangutans wearing hawaiian shirts outside the entrance I just came from
I think they were also with robots of some kind
They are seem evil, and the one on my back confirms this
We run by them maybe
We get attacked, they got defeated somehow even though I don't really remember any fight
Then something small flies out of the mall and hovers
It releases these things that swoop down and are attacking me
In retrospect I don't remember it hurting at all but I was panicking like it hurt a lot
They did seem like they were biting me though
I couldn't get them off my back
When i would pull a bunch off they would rollover my hand and go back on
I go over to a truck and start pulling them off one by one and stuffing them in the frame.
They get stuck there and I see that they were the small modular robots I had read about in popular science
I see another thing fly out but catch it before it opens and hold it shut
I break it with my BARE FUCKING HANDS but it seemed like it was made of silver shiny plastic
There is something inside that just seems like it was more of a toy
It was like a robot that shot a foam ball at you and then you hit it back with a bat and it was like a video game
I remember beating the remains of the robot with the small bat and getting points in the game
I go back to my car and there is a man that looks like Edward James Olmos in the movie Blade Runner
He is apparently a good robot
He is putting stuff in my trunk to help
At this point I don't remember anything else about the orangutan
He is hiding stuff or something vital to like a rebellion or something
Then two policemen arrive
One is Matt Dillons character from the movie "Crash"
He's searching the car for the stuff that is physically within the robots body
Doesn't find it
Pushes my seat forward
Finds my Eagle Scout info apparently it was from Kansas
I'm like, don't fucking touch that I worked too fucking much on that
Hes bein a total dousche about it
I act like I'm gonna hit him
He pulls out the shotgun from the movie Snatch on me
He's holding it with one hand so I know hes not really gonna shoot me
I start to rush him and push the gun out of the way only to take hold of it
He looks really nervous at which point I realize the gun's safety is off
Instantly becomes night time with no real thought into this
I am freaking out like its a bomb or something
I end up throwing it to the ground it shoots a hole in a giant tree next to the road
I almost shot a truck driving by
Everyones freaking out again because theres a hole in the tree
Some girl with a HUGE triangular chainsaw (that acts suspiciously like drunken Meg) offers to cut it down
Everyone is like NOOOOO
then some truck full of Rednecks drives by yelling something about how awesome it was
Then we all turn around and System of a Down is on the hill
They are explaining how "Question!" is actually about someone (don't remember who) really being Picasso
Then my alarm goes off (like in the real world)
I turn it off and go back to sleep
Im driving in my car remembering how awesome that dream just was
I'm going somewhere to do something
I pull into a driveway and in the house next door four girls were walking around in their underwear, go figure
I walk into the house and into a room where someone I don't know and his gf are in there
She was taking off her shirt but only to change, its a little awkward
I leave thinking i have the wrong house
Suddenly the rooms that were empty when I walked in are now full as I'm walking out
I see Lucas Drees and Gruber
I grab a mozzarella cheese stick (the fried kind) out of the fridge
Lucas is all like, well I guess you can have ONE and im all like damn straight cuz have i got a story to telll you
we sit down, I start like I'm gonna tell the story but I wake up again and stay up this time
so that was the dream I had during my nap today (As much as I can remember) YAY! if anyone wants to try to use freudian analysis, I would LOVE to see what that shit all means :D
Starts off in a mall somewhere maybe
I'm walking aroundish. Someone that kinda looks like Stetter with long hair is fucking around with chemicals and stuff making stuff explode
I specifically remember beef jerky being involved. He pressed it together with something and it made a pop and then dissolved into flame
I keep telling him hes really good at this stuff and needs to go to college and get a chem degree
At this point I'm yelling the same things to a kid
The kid runs off through the mall and I realize he has something of mine in his back pack so we're chasing him
I think the grand canyon might have been in the mall for whatever reason
The person I'm chasing him with might have been my R.A. Jerome
When I get out neither of them are there
Then there is a fully aware orangutan that can talk but has weird stumps for arms
Its tellin me some stuff I don't remember
I am carrying it around or something
Its getting chased by the feds outside in the parking lot or something
There are a bunch of other orangutans wearing hawaiian shirts outside the entrance I just came from
I think they were also with robots of some kind
They are seem evil, and the one on my back confirms this
We run by them maybe
We get attacked, they got defeated somehow even though I don't really remember any fight
Then something small flies out of the mall and hovers
It releases these things that swoop down and are attacking me
In retrospect I don't remember it hurting at all but I was panicking like it hurt a lot
They did seem like they were biting me though
I couldn't get them off my back
When i would pull a bunch off they would rollover my hand and go back on
I go over to a truck and start pulling them off one by one and stuffing them in the frame.
They get stuck there and I see that they were the small modular robots I had read about in popular science
I see another thing fly out but catch it before it opens and hold it shut
I break it with my BARE FUCKING HANDS but it seemed like it was made of silver shiny plastic
There is something inside that just seems like it was more of a toy
It was like a robot that shot a foam ball at you and then you hit it back with a bat and it was like a video game
I remember beating the remains of the robot with the small bat and getting points in the game
I go back to my car and there is a man that looks like Edward James Olmos in the movie Blade Runner
He is apparently a good robot
He is putting stuff in my trunk to help
At this point I don't remember anything else about the orangutan
He is hiding stuff or something vital to like a rebellion or something
Then two policemen arrive
One is Matt Dillons character from the movie "Crash"
He's searching the car for the stuff that is physically within the robots body
Doesn't find it
Pushes my seat forward
Finds my Eagle Scout info apparently it was from Kansas
I'm like, don't fucking touch that I worked too fucking much on that
Hes bein a total dousche about it
I act like I'm gonna hit him
He pulls out the shotgun from the movie Snatch on me
He's holding it with one hand so I know hes not really gonna shoot me
I start to rush him and push the gun out of the way only to take hold of it
He looks really nervous at which point I realize the gun's safety is off
Instantly becomes night time with no real thought into this
I am freaking out like its a bomb or something
I end up throwing it to the ground it shoots a hole in a giant tree next to the road
I almost shot a truck driving by
Everyones freaking out again because theres a hole in the tree
Some girl with a HUGE triangular chainsaw (that acts suspiciously like drunken Meg) offers to cut it down
Everyone is like NOOOOO
then some truck full of Rednecks drives by yelling something about how awesome it was
Then we all turn around and System of a Down is on the hill
They are explaining how "Question!" is actually about someone (don't remember who) really being Picasso
Then my alarm goes off (like in the real world)
I turn it off and go back to sleep
Im driving in my car remembering how awesome that dream just was
I'm going somewhere to do something
I pull into a driveway and in the house next door four girls were walking around in their underwear, go figure
I walk into the house and into a room where someone I don't know and his gf are in there
She was taking off her shirt but only to change, its a little awkward
I leave thinking i have the wrong house
Suddenly the rooms that were empty when I walked in are now full as I'm walking out
I see Lucas Drees and Gruber
I grab a mozzarella cheese stick (the fried kind) out of the fridge
Lucas is all like, well I guess you can have ONE and im all like damn straight cuz have i got a story to telll you
we sit down, I start like I'm gonna tell the story but I wake up again and stay up this time
so that was the dream I had during my nap today (As much as I can remember) YAY! if anyone wants to try to use freudian analysis, I would LOVE to see what that shit all means :D