The Civil War

Apr 13, 2005 01:07

The coundtrack to Ken Burns' "The Civil War" is really nice. It kinda makes me wish that we lived in a time when music like that was popular. A simpler time ( Read more... )

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wiltedxbouquet April 13 2005, 12:18:24 UTC


seriously one of the best inventions of the twentieth century. life before must've been a bloody mess.

And girls are gross once a month. Ew. All of you.

if it wasn't for us "gross girls", your iraqi pube loving arse wouldn't be here. so shut it.

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Actually, pderf_mctwait April 13 2005, 12:35:13 UTC
It's not true. I was born before the wind. So there.

And yes, life before those was bloody mess. And not just in England. And come on, you can't slag me off for thinking that's gross. Imagine the shock when the first woman started bleeding for the first time. Wow.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 13 2005, 12:41:22 UTC
you ARE wind. bowel wind.

Imagine the shock when the first woman started bleeding for the first time. Wow.
true. must've been horrifying. just as horrifying as it must've been for the first woman to have seen that ugly organ hanging between your legs called a penis for the first time.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 13 2005, 13:45:36 UTC
You are a fart. You are a cow fart.

And there's no way on earth that the first woman was more repulsed by a penis than by her own hemhorraging vagina.

Come on now, you know what you would have done if it was you who had eseen the first penis ever. In my mind, it looks a lot like you pretending to be a football player jumping onto a fumble.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 13 2005, 21:23:15 UTC
In my mind, it looks a lot like you pretending to be a football player jumping onto a fumble.

pshh. i don't look like a shell-less turtle, thanks.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 13 2005, 23:23:03 UTC
You remind me of a turtle head.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 14 2005, 16:19:33 UTC
you remind me of a small turtle turd. uh huh.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 14 2005, 19:03:27 UTC
You remind me of the shit I took this morning. It was awesome and I hated to see it go.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 16 2005, 16:30:29 UTC
you remind me of .. umm .. you're gross.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 16 2005, 17:06:24 UTC
No, you're gross! SO THERE! I WIN!!!!

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 16 2005, 17:14:36 UTC
fine, i'll let you win .. just to avoid any pouting.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 16 2005, 17:43:16 UTC
Damn straight. I like a good submissive woman.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 17 2005, 21:10:12 UTC
i knew you were really middle eastern. damn muslim.

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 17 2005, 23:18:33 UTC
You're the muslim. Not me. You sing like David Brent.

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Re: Actually, wiltedxbouquet April 18 2005, 16:05:56 UTC
you sing like ..

chaka khan,
let me rock you
let me rock you
chaka khan

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Re: Actually, pderf_mctwait April 18 2005, 19:29:56 UTC
You rock me like...

Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amedeus,
rock-rock me Amadeus.

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