Things can turn on a dime. On a dime bag.

Apr 06, 2005 02:10

Well the fuckers at work decided yesterday to have a nice big fat round of layoffs. Financial woes have apparently allegedly befallen The Firm. I wasn't the first one they escorted out and I wasn't the last. But I was in the middle there somewhere. Fuckers ( Read more... )

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wearethedead April 6 2005, 09:46:26 UTC
yay for shaun of the dead!
yay for getting- late!
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for our pyenisches!!!

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pderf_mctwait April 6 2005, 10:21:48 UTC
David Hasselhoff

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endlessprodigal April 6 2005, 10:58:02 UTC
You may be jobless, homeless, homily, and an Episcopalian, but damnit, you're in LA! LAND OF DREAMS! So go live you dream and be a topless dancer on Sunset Blvd. Hey, anything is possible.

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pderf_mctwait April 6 2005, 13:24:54 UTC
You're damn right. I will shake what my momma gave me. And you may be all of those things, as well.

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tookmychances April 7 2005, 08:01:47 UTC
craig, when you left i gave you 2 things. First thing is a polaroid of me naked and 2nd is advice you should have taken. GET INTO PORN. so what if you have to do gay porn before you get into straight porn. its worth it. TRUST ME. so yeah, go out there and prove yourself. goodnight.

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pderf_mctwait April 7 2005, 10:15:05 UTC
A man of such wisdom should not waste his life doing impressions of Elton John. we need to go into business together. The GAY PORN business...

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like you need to be talked into doing gay porn wiltedxbouquet April 9 2005, 15:31:01 UTC
aww craig, i'm so sorry you got laid off. i had no idea. i'm sooo behind on everyone's journals. cokeheads will screw you everytime. that's so messed up. i hope you find a job soon. =)

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Re: like you need to be talked into doing gay porn pderf_mctwait April 9 2005, 16:51:44 UTC
Thanks. I hope so too. I didn't htink I would be laid off. I knew the company was cutting costs, but I didn't think they'd cut me. Damn bastards. I hope they all have illegitimate daughters named Phyllis.

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Re: like you need to be talked into doing gay porn wiltedxbouquet April 9 2005, 16:57:07 UTC
I hope they all have illegitimate daughters named Phyllis.

WITH syphilis too.

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Re: like you need to be talked into doing gay porn pderf_mctwait April 9 2005, 18:37:22 UTC
Yeah I was thinking about how that name sounds like syphilis earlier. That sucks for those named Phyllis. My dad has a cousin Phyllis. She is like 65 maybe. She must be the youngest person alive named Phyllis. That's one of those names that I think has seen its day. You know? Like Seymour. Does anyone name their kids Seymour anymore?

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