#1 choose between a) licking your grandmother's entire body clean after she has just fallen into a pit of cow manure or b) licking a cow's entire body clean after it has just fallen into a pit of your grandmother's feces. answer. go ahead. do it. answer.
#2 if you were gay or a she would you rather date vince neil (he looks jewish. just like you, my friend) or david lee roth.
#3 if you had to have any part of your body removed (left thumb, right forearm, nipple) which would you choose to have removed. you have to have a valid answer or you have not followed the rules. this means you cannot say something like hair or toenail or something equally stupid.
Re: Your quershuns are weirdnothingiswhiteApril 8 2005, 11:12:21 UTC
i love that mary likes to call me ceendy. just like mr.oros.
i would rather lick the cow too. because your grandma might get excited. but i don't think a cow would get excited. although it would be more square lickage. i don't know.
having your left middle toe missing would look really effing weird.
Re: Your quershuns are weirdnothingiswhiteApril 9 2005, 09:24:36 UTC
how do you know how much square lickage i am or not. and i bet you like saying the words square lickage to yourself. i'm estimating you've already said it five times out loud. why do you not spell out your numbers.
what would hold the cheeto there? i guess after all the licking is done there might be enough salivation to hold it in place. but still, it would probably get kind of uncomfortable/sweaty/smelly/SICK.
Re: Your quershuns are weirdpderf_mctwaitApril 9 2005, 10:50:26 UTC
Again, I will not be licking your toes. Effing stop asking me to.
And who says I don't spell out my numbers? You are full of proaganda. And I have not spoken out loud the term 'square lickage.' Dream on, Robert.
And I could see in your pictures of you bending over Mr. Ball (dead) and you standing on the boat ferry thing what your square lickage is. And I think that you just like to fuck blind men with stuttering problems.
answer. go ahead. do it. answer.
#2 if you were gay or a she would you rather date vince neil (he looks jewish. just like you, my friend) or david lee roth.
#3 if you had to have any part of your body removed (left thumb, right forearm, nipple) which would you choose to have removed. you have to have a valid answer or you have not followed the rules. this means you cannot say something like hair or toenail or something equally stupid.
i'll be talking to you soon, loave.
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a) Cow. At least I eat steak and beef and stuff. I don't eat grandmother.
b) Vince Neil, I guess. He doesn't look jewish. I would rather do Vince Vaughan, though.
c) Left middle toe. Least necessary.
You won't be talking to me soon if you never call me.
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i would rather lick the cow too. because your grandma might get excited. but i don't think a cow would get excited. although it would be more square lickage. i don't know.
having your left middle toe missing would look really effing weird.
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Having my left middle toe would not look effing weird because I would put a Cheeto there in its place and no one would even notice. Duh.
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what would hold the cheeto there? i guess after all the licking is done there might be enough salivation to hold it in place. but still, it would probably get kind of uncomfortable/sweaty/smelly/SICK.
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And who says I don't spell out my numbers? You are full of proaganda. And I have not spoken out loud the term 'square lickage.' Dream on, Robert.
And I could see in your pictures of you bending over Mr. Ball (dead) and you standing on the boat ferry thing what your square lickage is. And I think that you just like to fuck blind men with stuttering problems.
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