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pderf_mctwait

#98

Feb 17, 2005 14:20

So this is my 98th entry...as it was brought to my attention just now by mein cousin, All Licks. Thanks, All Licks.

I was thinking that it would be very nice to go spend three weeks in the Cotswalds.

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wiltedxbouquet February 18 2005, 12:24:49 UTC

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Ha. pderf_mctwait February 19 2005, 11:51:26 UTC

Yes, those were my glasses.

Mmm, you bet I don't know my own strength. How would like it if I cam eover there and 'flexed' for you?

Aww aww uhhhh and other orgasmic noises.

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 19 2005, 15:52:47 UTC

flexed, haha. as if you have any muscles to flex .. psshh.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 20 2005, 11:24:43 UTC

What EVER. Oh my god you insolent little wench.

You have no idea.

First and foremost, I have something i could flex at you......awww uhhh yeah....

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 20 2005, 12:00:54 UTC

insolent little wench! .. hahaha.
that was so great. i love you too.

i doubt the little thing you could flex at me would be impressive.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 20 2005, 14:59:21 UTC

You're gay. You only wouldn't like my flex because you're gay. That's why. Heh.

Besides, I go to the gym. You tardnut. You should flex your titties for me. Yeah, that's right - I went there.

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 21 2005, 12:43:00 UTC

you got me. i'm a butch dyke. i'm all about rainbows and only flex my boobies for girls. lose the penis and i'll flex for you.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 21 2005, 13:44:16 UTC

I will not lose my penis. But sometimes it gets so long I can't hardly find the end of it.

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 22 2005, 13:21:30 UTC

hahaha, riiiiiight.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 22 2005, 15:32:34 UTC

How can you doubt it when you've never seen it.

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 22 2005, 18:57:24 UTC

well, you're human NOT an elephant. so it can't be that long. unless you just have poor eye sight, which by evidence of your glasses, you do indeed lack vision.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 22 2005, 21:17:01 UTC

Unloess you have huge hands, it would take more than two of your hands to fully grasp it. I have the biggest hands of anyone I know and it takes two full hands to fully conceal it when at its best. So there.

Re: Ha. wiltedxbouquet February 24 2005, 13:10:27 UTC

haha a little more than i wanted to know. such an exaggerator.

Re: Ha. pderf_mctwait February 25 2005, 08:54:25 UTC

I meant elephant hands.

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