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On No One Left Alive In 1985, Will Ever Do

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i feel bad about interrupting

[nothingiswhite]

mmmmmmm

i have that jazz by queen record. complete with poster of 200 nude girls on bikes, ready for their race. not that i enjoy looking at it from time to time.

i also bought nice sony headphones, yase the sound-cancelling kind that are huge and are so nice. i am already in loave with them, as i am with you, husband.

Re: i feel bad about interrupting

[pderf_mctwait]

Did you race in that race? Were you one of the 200 nude girls? Were you number 168?

You are in loave with husband. That is good. Perhaps you should consider making husband happy and visit him.

Perhaps you would have enjoyable times. Perhaps he might cook you pancakes.

jesus christ. can we play that again?

[nothingiswhite]

no. but some of those girls need lift jobs. seriously. or they just need to straighten up a little, correct their posture. it's nightmare-ish.

yes..i'll come straight out to LA on the next plane tomorrow. is that ok with you? does that suit your needs?

it depends on what kind of pancakes.

are you saying i'm fat? you're going to make me food and that's what will make me happy? just WHAT are you trying to imply??!

well i'm gonna go eat something now. i'm starved.

Re: jesus christ. can we play that again?

[pderf_mctwait]

Some of those girls need lift jobs. I will do the lifting for them then. Yes.

You otter come to LA tomorrow right on the next plane. I will be there. I go to LA tonight. That suits my needs if you follow me there.

Vanilla Banana Pancakes. God damn, are you never satisfied?

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that cuz you think you're FAT? Anyway, I m saying you are fat. And you love to eat. You fat fuck. Eat. See? Yo're hungry right now even. "I'm starved." Ha. Proves my point. Proof of purchase.

I SAID can we play the jesus game again? pleeeeease

[nothingiswhite]

like i said, meanie pants -
we cannot continue to have a healthy husband-wife relationship if you insist on continuing to make fun at me.

and commenting on other women's boobs. lifting them. even worse.

oooohhhh vanilla banana pancakes sounds pretty ok...with walnuts though? yase?

hahaha it was a MILK BOX
jesus christ a MILK BOX
ew and she had sandwich all..on her face.
ok no more joking about my weight. i can't help it if i do weigh 340 pounds. it's a lot better than 3rd grade. (490)
whatever pderf. you probably outweigh me by at least 30 pounds. but that still doesn't mean you would beat me in a wrestling match. i could soooo take you down. and out. and to the ground. all at the same time. you wouldn't know what hit you.

Re: I SAID can we play the jesus game again? pleeeeease

[pderf_mctwait]

I do not make fun at you. I thought Deb was...strangely attractive. I want to do her even though she is horrible and probably smells like old milk most of the time. Or baloney.

Vanilla banana pancakes ARE the best ever. Probably the best pancakes I ever made. And if you want, I can put walnuts or almonds or pecans or goddamn pistachios if you want.

I outweigh you. And I could definitely own you in a wrestling match. You are female, don't forget. Weaker.

I can't help it if I comment on other people's boobs or lift them. I am doing a service for humanity, can't you see?

Re: I SAID can we play the jesus game again? pleeeeease

[nothingiswhite]

you were strangely attracted to deb? WHY??
well..i do have to admit. so was i.
my longing for her is like.. a fat kid love cake.

so you see? we are not so different.

maybe we shall have a 3some. or a 4 some with napoleon's grandmother. or kip. or uncle rico. now that is someone i was strangely attracted to.

i don't want goddamn pistachio's in my pancakes. that would taste like your sister's arse.

you could never beat me at wrestling. i hold the heavy-weight championship for the entire world. you can't touch that.

stop lifting breasts. and don't steal them either.

I don't remember you asking me to play the god damned Jesus game.

[pderf_mctwait]

You totally thought Deb was hot. And for good reason. We all wanted to eat the sandwich right off her face.

You want to get with Uncle Rico. I don't. He's too stuck in '82.

My sister's ass most likely does not taste like pistachios, but if it did, that would be better than anus, which is what your ass probably tastes like. I will never learn the taste of your ass, god willing.

I could totally beat you at wrestling. Then I would mop the floor with your sorry ass.

And why should i stop lifting breasts? You are just jealous that I do not touch yours ever so lovingly.

Per-derf