El diablo vive en mis pantalones

[pderf_mctwait]

Ok, so in the last 4 days at work, I have seen Brendan Fraser (what a wussy looking goatee he has), Samuel L. Jackson, walked by Teri Hatcher, and almost walked into Freddy Prinze Jr. I have a friend who saw Sasha Baron Cohen outside the Standard last night. I would love to mee him. I would not leave him alone until he agreed to put me on his

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[wiltedxbouquet]

i love the new icon. and who is this Sasha Baron Cohen that you're creaming over?

Who is Sasha Baron Cohen???!!!!!!!????!?!!?!

[pderf_mctwait]

Only the funniest person on tv EVER! Besides Ricky Gervais. Sasha Baron Cohen is Ali G aka Borat aka Bruno. i love that guy.

Re: Who is Sasha Baron Cohen???!!!!!!!????!?!!?!

[wiltedxbouquet]

ooooh that terribly unattractive brit. i don't have HBO (or any pay channels for that matter), but i remember him from one of madonna's videos, ha. also a few friends rant and rave about how funny he is.

ps: leave goats alone.

Re: Who is Sasha Baron Cohen???!!!!!!!????!?!!?!

[pderf_mctwait]

Unattractive Brit? Why, just because he is jewish looking? That's not nice! People say I look like him!

And he is unbelievably funny, he is. You should watch some of his show. What did he do in a Madonna video?

Goats. Pfff.

don't be anti-semitic you nazi

[wiltedxbouquet]

what does he being ugly have ANYTHING to do with the fact he's jewish? .. haha. why did you automatically assume that? he's unattractive b/c .. well .. just look at him. and i'm horrified that people say you resemble him! no way. you resemble a suicide bomber. set those people straight.

about the madonna video .. umm, i think he just walked around acting like a pimp. i remember thinking, "who the hell is that and why is he in her video?". i can't remember which song the video was for, but it was before he was well known here in the states.

IIIIIIIIIIIII am jewish, you nutsack!!!

[pderf_mctwait]

"What does he being ugly have ANYTHING to do with the fact he's jewish?" You tell me, you artificial flavor! You said he was ugly. He obviously looks jewish. And you say he looks ugly. So you do the math. He looks like a jewish Freddie Mercury.

I want to see that Madonna video.

I am not a Nazi, thank you.

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Re: I knoooooow you're jewish, you penis wrinkle!!!

[wiltedxbouquet]

i think your race is hypersensitive. for good reason. i'm aware of your plight. or maybe it's just YOU, but EVERY RACE has ugly people! i did see him and think, "oh that's one ugly jew". to be honest, i didn't even realize he was jewish when i first saw him. i just remember thinking he was ugly guy. so shut the fuck up and stop defending your bitch, hahaha.

Re: I knoooooow you're jewish, you penis wrinkle!!!

[pderf_mctwait]

You are a goofball. You are such a hater. Calling everybody ugly and all. Even ME! Ha. You're so crazy. "I did see him and think 'that's one ugly jew.'" Oh really?

Re: I knoooooow you're jewish, you penis wrinkle!!!

[wiltedxbouquet]

that was a huge typo, i meant DIDN'T!.. haha.

and i'm so not a hater.
i'm just honest.
love me?

Re: I knoooooow you're jewish, you penis wrinkle!!!

[pderf_mctwait]

You called me a penis wrinkle.

That's ok........you vagina lip.

I am honest too. I think that Sasha Baron Cohen is hot meat. Oh yeah. If I were gay or female, I tell ya....

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vagina lip here

[wiltedxbouquet]

it's a good thing you're not a woman or gay b/c you have horrible taste in men. i suppose you think vin diesel is hot meat too?

Re: vagina lip here

[pderf_mctwait]

Vin Diesel is one of the most stomache turning people out there who is considered "hot." See, I don't think Vin Diesel is in the same kind of category as Sasha B. C. Vin D. is trying to be this big ugly angry tough guy, but Sasha is this smart, funny goofball who is out to make people laugh. I guess attitude has something to do with it. Also, Sasha isn't jacked or bald. Both gross features of a man.