reasons i am the coolest person EVER:
after some thought, i realized my self esteem isn't as hopeless as i thought. see, i'm confident when it comes to stuff like school and work. its just in social-type situations i am very unconfident, specifically anything relating to girls. and you know what? girls don't like guys with low self esteem. its roughly equivalent to smearing poop all over your body- once someone gets close to you, they'll see something stinks and they'll get the hell away from you. but i can't blame them. being with a girl with high self esteem is much better than being with a self-hater. back to the point, i do obviously have low esteem, but i have hope.
and how to correct this? i still have no idea, but i heard something on the radio a while back that sometimes you should brag about yourself to improve your confidence, and the radio never lies. anybody who has ever talked to me knows that i am pretty humble, i almost never brag about anything. people who brag a lot get on my nerves and on hot chicks, but that's a different story.
so i figured, why not try that myself? i know i have stuff i can brag about. some of it is pretty materialistic, but i think that's okay. honestly, there's no reason for you to read it, but i figured bragging to other people would be more helpful than talking to myself.
-i am good at pretty much anything i do
-i am musically talented
-i am smrt. i was valedictorian in high school, i got a 35 on my ACT, and a full scholarship in college. i know common sense is more important than book smarts, but book smarts do count for something, just ask any of my supervisors at kroger or trw.
-[i think] i have a lot of money for somebody my age. depending when i move out, i should graduate with $50-60g in the bank and no loans to pay off. that easily means house and new car straight out of college should i want those. and don't forget, i am pretty much assured a job at trw after i graduate
-i can multiply two 2-digit numbers in my head. yeah, thats right bitch. you wanna know 55*78, or maybe 19*62? i'm the guy to come to
-i naturally treat people with respect. if i'm nice to you, its not cuz i'm trying to be like that, its cuz thats how i really am
-i am honest. i hate lying to people about anything at all
-i am not self-centered, i am considerate of other people's feelings
-i have a decent sense of humor
-my shit smells like roses
-i don't play mind games with people. i'm not fake. that includes no tricking girls out of their pants
-i'm a good driver. no tickets, no accidents, and no i don't drive like an old man, despite the rumors
-i work out/exercise, and thats why i'm in good shape
-jon drumm has a "secret" crush on me
-i will be rich and "successful" once i get my master's degree and, depending on if/when i have a family, my doctorate or business degree
-people generally like me
-you can trust me
-i take things seriously when necessary
-i am potty-trained
and there you have it, i'm awesome
and now i'm off for a night of debauchery with the fellows. and of course getting with all kinds of hot girls, but probably not
and how to correct this? i still have no idea, but i heard something on the radio a while back that sometimes you should brag about yourself to improve your confidence, and the radio never lies. anybody who has ever talked to me knows that i am pretty humble, i almost never brag about anything. people who brag a lot get on my nerves and on hot chicks, but that's a different story.
so i figured, why not try that myself? i know i have stuff i can brag about. some of it is pretty materialistic, but i think that's okay. honestly, there's no reason for you to read it, but i figured bragging to other people would be more helpful than talking to myself.
-i am good at pretty much anything i do
-i am musically talented
-i am smrt. i was valedictorian in high school, i got a 35 on my ACT, and a full scholarship in college. i know common sense is more important than book smarts, but book smarts do count for something, just ask any of my supervisors at kroger or trw.
-[i think] i have a lot of money for somebody my age. depending when i move out, i should graduate with $50-60g in the bank and no loans to pay off. that easily means house and new car straight out of college should i want those. and don't forget, i am pretty much assured a job at trw after i graduate
-i can multiply two 2-digit numbers in my head. yeah, thats right bitch. you wanna know 55*78, or maybe 19*62? i'm the guy to come to
-i naturally treat people with respect. if i'm nice to you, its not cuz i'm trying to be like that, its cuz thats how i really am
-i am honest. i hate lying to people about anything at all
-i am not self-centered, i am considerate of other people's feelings
-i have a decent sense of humor
-my shit smells like roses
-i don't play mind games with people. i'm not fake. that includes no tricking girls out of their pants
-i'm a good driver. no tickets, no accidents, and no i don't drive like an old man, despite the rumors
-i work out/exercise, and thats why i'm in good shape
-jon drumm has a "secret" crush on me
-i will be rich and "successful" once i get my master's degree and, depending on if/when i have a family, my doctorate or business degree
-people generally like me
-you can trust me
-i take things seriously when necessary
-i am potty-trained
and there you have it, i'm awesome
and now i'm off for a night of debauchery with the fellows. and of course getting with all kinds of hot girls, but probably not