[Fan Fiction] Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas - Prologue
Series Statistics
Fandom: Maria-sama ga Miteru
Title: Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Author: P.D. Pirl
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimers Applied
Date Updated: January 19, 2006
Date Started: December 26, 2005
Date Finished: N/A
Editor: Casull
Status: Work in Progress
Length: Series
Words: 7900
PoV: 3rd
Rating: MA
Genre: Parody
Universe: Anime: Season One
Warnings: Yuri, Language
Spoilers: None
Note: The love child of a badfic and a crack fic, this spoof is not to be taken literally or seriously (this includes the Author's Notes on Crack).
Section Statistics
Fandom: Maria-sama ga Miteru
Series Title: Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Author: P.D. Pirl
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimers Applied
Section Number: Prologue
Section Title: None
Date Updated: December 31, 2005
Date Started: December 26, 2005
Date Finished: December 27, 2005
Status: Final, Edited
Words: 1043
Rating: M
Excerpt:
"Oh, Sei," Eriko chided, sighing dramatically as she took Sei's arm again and proceeded to drag the grumbling blonde inside, "you're always like this whenever you don't get any. Don't you worry, I'm sure Youko is just as frisky as you are by now." She pinched Sei's cheek and cooed, "You are SO adorable. Honestly, if you weren't so oh-only-Youko-can-have-me, I'd hump you right here!"
At the mention of Youko's name, Sei's lower lip quivered and she suddenly burst in tears. "That's not funny! You don't know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't even know you exist!" With that, she whipped around and began to sob. "Why? WHY!? Why must she lead me on! I thought she loved me! I thought I was her one and only!"
Editor's Notes: I’d like to point out that St. Paul’s College Pasig is an actual school in the Philippines and where the author, P.D. Pirl, attended. And no, it’s not really a college; it’s an all-girls Catholic high school. Also, please do not take this fic seriously. Really, don’t. Just a warning.
Author's Note: For Tina, my silly little crack kitten. I love you.
Apply Standard Disclaimers Here
Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Prologue
by: P.D. Pirl [12/26-27/05]
In the middle of the day, St. Paul College of Pasig looked like a deserted estate; it certainly didn't help that was situated on a hill. Sei felt like she was about to enter a haunted house, because it certainly didn't look like another all-girls Catholic school. As though suddenly remembering something of great importance, Sei turned to her only companion and whined, "Tell me again WHY we're in the Philippines. And why here? Why this school?"
Eriko waved off Sei's complaints and pet the frustrated blonde. "I don't know," she mumbled as she took Sei by the arm and dragged her to the smaller gate by the side where a guard was stationed. "Maybe whoever arranged this far-fetched program knew this place best."
"They flew us all the way to the Philippines just so we could cut a freakin' ribbon! Don't you think that's a WEE bit peculiar?!"
Though hysterical, Sei seemed to have made a point somewhat. She wasn't completely informed, but all she knew was that this school had adopted Lillian's Rose system and had just recently finished constructing their very own Rose Mansion. The school had requested for the current Yamayurikai to attend the unveiling ceremony, and for some utterly ridiculous, illogical and unexplainable reason (Sei wouldn't know, she wasn't there when the Yamayurikai was given the news) they were sent there like they were nothing but packaged goods.
Eriko just laughed, "They must really want our blessing."
Sei growled and yanked her arm free from Eriko's grasp. "They're pathetic is what they are. I'll smack their sorry asses to the ground!"
"Oh, Sei," Eriko chided, sighing dramatically as she took Sei's arm again and proceeded to drag the grumbling blonde inside, "you're always like this whenever you don't get any. Don't you worry, I'm sure Youko is just as frisky as you are by now." She pinched Sei's cheek and cooed, "You are SO adorable. Honestly, if you weren't so oh-only-Youko-can-have-me, I'd hump you right here!"
At the mention of Youko's name, Sei's lower lip quivered and she suddenly burst in tears. "That's not funny! You don't know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't even know you exist!" With that, she whipped around and began to sob. "Why? WHY!? Why must she lead me on! I thought she loved me! I thought I was her one and only!"
Eriko rolled her eyes, not in the least bothered by how Sei went from bitter and irate to love-sick and pitifully desperate. "You do know it was all just for show, right?" Really, she added in her mind, can't this girl tell the difference? From her recollection, they have all made it clear to act accordingly whenver those hidden (well, not-so-hidden) cameras were switched on; they really had no idea who was behind the cameras, but they did know that they received a hefty amount of money and other special privileges. They were given scripts every week, and they would simply have to act out the scenes at the properly to get their just rewards.
Unfortunately for Sei, her role completely contradicted her real character. In truth, Sei was never involved with Shiori, for she had but one love: Mizuno Youko, who was only interested in her physically. Even more unfortunately, Youko plays a character who secretly pines for Sei's, and it has certainly confused the blonde, for Youko was actually very convincing. Eriko had attempted countless times to help Sei see that line between reality and fantasy, but the blonde refuses to yield and insists on saving herself for Youko. Sei was not to be taken lightly, Eriko mused, remembering the day Sei made her gums bleed brushing her teeth; she had to kiss Shiori twice, and Sei was determined as ever to keep herself untouched for the aloof Youko.
Eriko had also tried - many, many times - to sleep with Sei, but Sei's resolve was resilient. She had finally given up on bedding the blonde after she went as far as drugging Sei and convincing her that she was Youko. It worked at first, of course, even after clothes were tossed aside, but then Sei gasped and looked at her with a horrified expression on her face, and yowled, "YOU'RE NOT YOUKO!"
When asked how she knew, Sei accusingly pointed between Eriko's legs and left in a hysterical fit, screaming something about mouthwash and hydrogen peroxide. Eriko remembered feeling mildly insulted, partly insecure about her... private aesthetics, and extremely astonished (not to mention disturbed) by Sei's... astuteness. It took her quite a while, but Eriko was able recover and returned to teasing Sei, though she no longer had hopes of her attempts pulling through; it was all for amusement, now. Of course, had anyone asked her about her failed attempts and what that did to her own ego, Eriko merely shrugged and said “She’s blonde.” She could only wish that Sei was doing this all for amusement as well, but that helpless, pouty face told Eriko otherwise.
Knowing another lecture would be futile, Eriko pulled Sei by the blouse. "Come on, we'll miss the ceremony," she said nonchalantly, still not fazed by the fact that they had both overslept this morning, "and we don't want Youko uptight, now, do we?"
Sei perked, "Let's go!" She jogged ahead of Eriko, giggling to herself, "I'm coming, lovah!" At that point she was skipping merrily along the slope of the hill, "It won't be long before I sweep you from the ground and carry you off to a bed of roses, where our love will BLOOM. I WILL MAKE YOU SEE THE BEAUTY OF OUR LOVE!" She tripped on a rather large rock and stumbled down, but she quickly leapt to her feet and hiked back up the hill, singing, "LET US COME TOGETHER NOW FOR WE MIGHT DRIVEN APART BY THE POWERS THAT BE!!! I shall not us drift apart, my delicate little flower! LALALALA-LOVE~~~"
Eriko looked at the guard and smiled serenely. "The mental ward said she should get some fresh air. I’ll be sure to call you if she gets out of control."
Sei tripped again and rolled back down, only to jump back to her feet and skip merily up the hill again.
Fandom: Maria-sama ga Miteru
Title: Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Author: P.D. Pirl
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimers Applied
Date Updated: January 19, 2006
Date Started: December 26, 2005
Date Finished: N/A
Editor: Casull
Status: Work in Progress
Length: Series
Words: 7900
PoV: 3rd
Rating: MA
Genre: Parody
Universe: Anime: Season One
Warnings: Yuri, Language
Spoilers: None
Note: The love child of a badfic and a crack fic, this spoof is not to be taken literally or seriously (this includes the Author's Notes on Crack).
Section Statistics
Fandom: Maria-sama ga Miteru
Series Title: Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Author: P.D. Pirl
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimers Applied
Section Number: Prologue
Section Title: None
Date Updated: December 31, 2005
Date Started: December 26, 2005
Date Finished: December 27, 2005
Status: Final, Edited
Words: 1043
Rating: M
Excerpt:
"Oh, Sei," Eriko chided, sighing dramatically as she took Sei's arm again and proceeded to drag the grumbling blonde inside, "you're always like this whenever you don't get any. Don't you worry, I'm sure Youko is just as frisky as you are by now." She pinched Sei's cheek and cooed, "You are SO adorable. Honestly, if you weren't so oh-only-Youko-can-have-me, I'd hump you right here!"
At the mention of Youko's name, Sei's lower lip quivered and she suddenly burst in tears. "That's not funny! You don't know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't even know you exist!" With that, she whipped around and began to sob. "Why? WHY!? Why must she lead me on! I thought she loved me! I thought I was her one and only!"
Editor's Notes: I’d like to point out that St. Paul’s College Pasig is an actual school in the Philippines and where the author, P.D. Pirl, attended. And no, it’s not really a college; it’s an all-girls Catholic high school. Also, please do not take this fic seriously. Really, don’t. Just a warning.
Author's Note: For Tina, my silly little crack kitten. I love you.
Apply Standard Disclaimers Here
Ang tibok ng puso ng rosas
Prologue
by: P.D. Pirl [12/26-27/05]
In the middle of the day, St. Paul College of Pasig looked like a deserted estate; it certainly didn't help that was situated on a hill. Sei felt like she was about to enter a haunted house, because it certainly didn't look like another all-girls Catholic school. As though suddenly remembering something of great importance, Sei turned to her only companion and whined, "Tell me again WHY we're in the Philippines. And why here? Why this school?"
Eriko waved off Sei's complaints and pet the frustrated blonde. "I don't know," she mumbled as she took Sei by the arm and dragged her to the smaller gate by the side where a guard was stationed. "Maybe whoever arranged this far-fetched program knew this place best."
"They flew us all the way to the Philippines just so we could cut a freakin' ribbon! Don't you think that's a WEE bit peculiar?!"
Though hysterical, Sei seemed to have made a point somewhat. She wasn't completely informed, but all she knew was that this school had adopted Lillian's Rose system and had just recently finished constructing their very own Rose Mansion. The school had requested for the current Yamayurikai to attend the unveiling ceremony, and for some utterly ridiculous, illogical and unexplainable reason (Sei wouldn't know, she wasn't there when the Yamayurikai was given the news) they were sent there like they were nothing but packaged goods.
Eriko just laughed, "They must really want our blessing."
Sei growled and yanked her arm free from Eriko's grasp. "They're pathetic is what they are. I'll smack their sorry asses to the ground!"
"Oh, Sei," Eriko chided, sighing dramatically as she took Sei's arm again and proceeded to drag the grumbling blonde inside, "you're always like this whenever you don't get any. Don't you worry, I'm sure Youko is just as frisky as you are by now." She pinched Sei's cheek and cooed, "You are SO adorable. Honestly, if you weren't so oh-only-Youko-can-have-me, I'd hump you right here!"
At the mention of Youko's name, Sei's lower lip quivered and she suddenly burst in tears. "That's not funny! You don't know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't even know you exist!" With that, she whipped around and began to sob. "Why? WHY!? Why must she lead me on! I thought she loved me! I thought I was her one and only!"
Eriko rolled her eyes, not in the least bothered by how Sei went from bitter and irate to love-sick and pitifully desperate. "You do know it was all just for show, right?" Really, she added in her mind, can't this girl tell the difference? From her recollection, they have all made it clear to act accordingly whenver those hidden (well, not-so-hidden) cameras were switched on; they really had no idea who was behind the cameras, but they did know that they received a hefty amount of money and other special privileges. They were given scripts every week, and they would simply have to act out the scenes at the properly to get their just rewards.
Unfortunately for Sei, her role completely contradicted her real character. In truth, Sei was never involved with Shiori, for she had but one love: Mizuno Youko, who was only interested in her physically. Even more unfortunately, Youko plays a character who secretly pines for Sei's, and it has certainly confused the blonde, for Youko was actually very convincing. Eriko had attempted countless times to help Sei see that line between reality and fantasy, but the blonde refuses to yield and insists on saving herself for Youko. Sei was not to be taken lightly, Eriko mused, remembering the day Sei made her gums bleed brushing her teeth; she had to kiss Shiori twice, and Sei was determined as ever to keep herself untouched for the aloof Youko.
Eriko had also tried - many, many times - to sleep with Sei, but Sei's resolve was resilient. She had finally given up on bedding the blonde after she went as far as drugging Sei and convincing her that she was Youko. It worked at first, of course, even after clothes were tossed aside, but then Sei gasped and looked at her with a horrified expression on her face, and yowled, "YOU'RE NOT YOUKO!"
When asked how she knew, Sei accusingly pointed between Eriko's legs and left in a hysterical fit, screaming something about mouthwash and hydrogen peroxide. Eriko remembered feeling mildly insulted, partly insecure about her... private aesthetics, and extremely astonished (not to mention disturbed) by Sei's... astuteness. It took her quite a while, but Eriko was able recover and returned to teasing Sei, though she no longer had hopes of her attempts pulling through; it was all for amusement, now. Of course, had anyone asked her about her failed attempts and what that did to her own ego, Eriko merely shrugged and said “She’s blonde.” She could only wish that Sei was doing this all for amusement as well, but that helpless, pouty face told Eriko otherwise.
Knowing another lecture would be futile, Eriko pulled Sei by the blouse. "Come on, we'll miss the ceremony," she said nonchalantly, still not fazed by the fact that they had both overslept this morning, "and we don't want Youko uptight, now, do we?"
Sei perked, "Let's go!" She jogged ahead of Eriko, giggling to herself, "I'm coming, lovah!" At that point she was skipping merrily along the slope of the hill, "It won't be long before I sweep you from the ground and carry you off to a bed of roses, where our love will BLOOM. I WILL MAKE YOU SEE THE BEAUTY OF OUR LOVE!" She tripped on a rather large rock and stumbled down, but she quickly leapt to her feet and hiked back up the hill, singing, "LET US COME TOGETHER NOW FOR WE MIGHT DRIVEN APART BY THE POWERS THAT BE!!! I shall not us drift apart, my delicate little flower! LALALALA-LOVE~~~"
Eriko looked at the guard and smiled serenely. "The mental ward said she should get some fresh air. I’ll be sure to call you if she gets out of control."
Sei tripped again and rolled back down, only to jump back to her feet and skip merily up the hill again.