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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I set goddessness's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for hikaru_motenai (10 points). Last Monday I helped junkiemajortom hide a body (-173 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kesselno1 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4903 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Pbzepdude