I found this funny, in an Abbott & Costello kind of way
paul says:
trip to tokyo
duncan says:
nice
duncan says:
when you off?
paul says:
march 22 for a week
duncan says:
smart
paul says:
staying here: http://www.anahoteltokyo.jp/e/
duncan says:
oh guess who I am going to Tom's wedding with
paul says:
someone from your dark past no doubt
duncan says:
yeah well it would mean nothing to you if it wasn't and therefore no point asking the question
duncan says:
oh a mate of mine is half-Japanese do you want some tips of what to do and where to go?
paul says:
no I dont
paul says:
would you like me to make a guess, re: wedding?
duncan says:
Janet
paul says:
is she the one who you lived with in colchester?
duncan says:
god, no
duncan says:
she is the one from Leeds
duncan says:
well she was at Leeds university
paul says:
was she the one Phil refered to as "ginger slag"?
duncan says:
ginger slag, yes
paul says:
the one in colchester hated me
paul says:
and wasnt too keen on you
duncan says:
I know
duncan says:
ginger slag has access to drugs and is a slag
duncan says:
so....might be a good night
paul says:
the 2 generally go together
duncan says:
Do you and the missus fancy a trip to New York?
duncan says:
Or, I am going to Vegas for David's 40th if you want to come there?
paul says:
we just went to vegas
paul says:
and got married
duncan says:
you can have a trip back in march
paul says:
tokyo is in march
duncan says:
ahh damn
paul says:
where are you staying in vegas?
duncan says:
Mandalay Bay
paul says:
that place is very nice
duncan says:
Oh no, sorry Ceasars Pallace
paul says:
oh thats a dump
duncan says:
David wants to go to the bar in the Mandalay Bay
paul says:
the rum jungle?
paul says:
i can highly recommend it
duncan says:
Oh, it's May in fact, not March
duncan says:
Is it far from Ceasars Palace?
paul says:
we stayed at mandalay bay, with phil et al
paul says:
it is VERY swanky
duncan says:
So, the Rum Jungle is the place to stay?
paul says:
no, thats the bar in mandalay bay
duncan says:
oh
duncan says:
so where's a good place to stay?
duncan says:
and I will stay there
duncan says:
unless it's prohibatively expensive
paul says:
shouldnt you all stay together?
duncan says:
should we?
duncan says:
I dunno
duncan says:
or care
duncan says:
I don't want to stay in a dump
duncan says:
especially an expensive dump
paul says:
Paris is nice (the casino)
duncan says:
yeah cos real Paris smells of piss
paul says:
basically the new ones are good
paul says:
the old ones are dumps
paul says:
old ones = ceasars, flamingo, hilton
paul says:
new ones = wynn, mandalay, luxor
paul says:
thats it! stay at the luxor
paul says:
its a fucking pyramid for christ sake
duncan says:
nice, a pyramid eh?
paul says:
it has a sphinx
paul says:
i know you like those
duncan says:
I do like a good Sphinx
paul says:
gtg
duncan says:
ok
trip to tokyo
duncan says:
nice
duncan says:
when you off?
paul says:
march 22 for a week
duncan says:
smart
paul says:
staying here: http://www.anahoteltokyo.jp/e/
duncan says:
oh guess who I am going to Tom's wedding with
paul says:
someone from your dark past no doubt
duncan says:
yeah well it would mean nothing to you if it wasn't and therefore no point asking the question
duncan says:
oh a mate of mine is half-Japanese do you want some tips of what to do and where to go?
paul says:
no I dont
paul says:
would you like me to make a guess, re: wedding?
duncan says:
Janet
paul says:
is she the one who you lived with in colchester?
duncan says:
god, no
duncan says:
she is the one from Leeds
duncan says:
well she was at Leeds university
paul says:
was she the one Phil refered to as "ginger slag"?
duncan says:
ginger slag, yes
paul says:
the one in colchester hated me
paul says:
and wasnt too keen on you
duncan says:
I know
duncan says:
ginger slag has access to drugs and is a slag
duncan says:
so....might be a good night
paul says:
the 2 generally go together
duncan says:
Do you and the missus fancy a trip to New York?
duncan says:
Or, I am going to Vegas for David's 40th if you want to come there?
paul says:
we just went to vegas
paul says:
and got married
duncan says:
you can have a trip back in march
paul says:
tokyo is in march
duncan says:
ahh damn
paul says:
where are you staying in vegas?
duncan says:
Mandalay Bay
paul says:
that place is very nice
duncan says:
Oh no, sorry Ceasars Pallace
paul says:
oh thats a dump
duncan says:
David wants to go to the bar in the Mandalay Bay
paul says:
the rum jungle?
paul says:
i can highly recommend it
duncan says:
Oh, it's May in fact, not March
duncan says:
Is it far from Ceasars Palace?
paul says:
we stayed at mandalay bay, with phil et al
paul says:
it is VERY swanky
duncan says:
So, the Rum Jungle is the place to stay?
paul says:
no, thats the bar in mandalay bay
duncan says:
oh
duncan says:
so where's a good place to stay?
duncan says:
and I will stay there
duncan says:
unless it's prohibatively expensive
paul says:
shouldnt you all stay together?
duncan says:
should we?
duncan says:
I dunno
duncan says:
or care
duncan says:
I don't want to stay in a dump
duncan says:
especially an expensive dump
paul says:
Paris is nice (the casino)
duncan says:
yeah cos real Paris smells of piss
paul says:
basically the new ones are good
paul says:
the old ones are dumps
paul says:
old ones = ceasars, flamingo, hilton
paul says:
new ones = wynn, mandalay, luxor
paul says:
thats it! stay at the luxor
paul says:
its a fucking pyramid for christ sake
duncan says:
nice, a pyramid eh?
paul says:
it has a sphinx
paul says:
i know you like those
duncan says:
I do like a good Sphinx
paul says:
gtg
duncan says:
ok