My girlfriend gave me 5 black eyes for Christmas. At least she didn't knock out my two front teeth!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, eight_bits sent to me...
Twelve rosealias drumming
Eleven comic books piping
Ten girl groups a-leaping
Nine ranting crusades dancing
Eight soul hootenannies a-milking
Seven class warriors a-swimming
Six hot summers a-chickenheading
Five bla-a-a-ack eyes
Four twin peaks
Three dark shadows
Two john waters
...and an esg in a françoise hardy.