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Thought this was pretty fun when I saw it on my friend Markus' livejournal! Feel free to do it yourself and post in the comments. The concept is to google your first name along with a word and pick a funny sentence that appears. Like "Phil loves" etc.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

Phil Needs a Break.
(isn't that the truth)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

Phil Looks Like Vietnam
(oh nooooooo's)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

Phil Says "Six More Weeks of Winter!"
(that's not what I won't at all)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

Phil wants support to meet other gay men.
(ha!)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

Sexy Phil Does The Space Carnival
(thanks for adding sexy google ;])

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

Phil Hates Whiners.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

Phil asks what is best for Dannielynn Stern, the daughter left behind by icon Anna Nicole Smith.
(ok?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

Phil likes to enter his name into Google search and then list the first ten sentences he finds.
(hmmm...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

**have to list more than one....too many good ones**
Phil eats this meal standing up to maintain our alertness, like the Cherokee.
Phil eats Poo from a diaper.
Phil eats babies.
(mostly gross....but still hillarious)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

Phil wears Preparation H on his FACE!!!
(why are all mine gross?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

Phil was arrested for her murder.
(no comment)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Phil loves Half-Brown Pandas.