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I'M GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND, AND PEE-PEE ON THE ASHES
Oh hello. We were just talking about our futures. Do you remember Bony from Weinerville? I'm pretty sure his named was spelled "bony" as to avoid the spelling "Boney," which could lead to kids discovering their genitals are ages younger than 14. You had to be 14 to appreciate Weinerville, and thus 15 to appreciate your own weiner, which you learned about from Bony the preceding year.
Hi, I'm Ben Pecoraro. I have nothing to update, but boredom has overtaken me. Cancel that. I do have something to update. I'm going to E3. Words cannot express my excitement, so I'm just going to jizm all over this keyboard and then laugh as typing in livejournal becomes significantly more difficult. You know the drill. It's like a protein shake, only not drinkable. At least, I wouldn't drink it. There are women in Japan who do and make certain amounts of bank. Bank for spank. But Nick hooked me up with the media pass, meaning I'm going to get to push large gaming fags, and deep down I've always wanted to do that. There're...afterparties too!
Life still touches me daily, and I don't think it'll stop. So I guess...life's fondling me. ......................................................................What! Joanna came this weekend and we just fought, it was great. we both loved it. We went to the Kentucky (noooo not THAT KENTUCKY!! PFFT althoughididgotheretoo) to watch Akira on the big screen. What a spectacle on the big screen. I'll recommend now if you haven't seen it, or have only seen it on your computer cuz you're a fag and you watched on your computer. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Witcha broke azzzz.
....Recommended. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's about it, peace love and bass, don't hurt yourself.
-Steg
Oh hello. We were just talking about our futures. Do you remember Bony from Weinerville? I'm pretty sure his named was spelled "bony" as to avoid the spelling "Boney," which could lead to kids discovering their genitals are ages younger than 14. You had to be 14 to appreciate Weinerville, and thus 15 to appreciate your own weiner, which you learned about from Bony the preceding year.
Hi, I'm Ben Pecoraro. I have nothing to update, but boredom has overtaken me. Cancel that. I do have something to update. I'm going to E3. Words cannot express my excitement, so I'm just going to jizm all over this keyboard and then laugh as typing in livejournal becomes significantly more difficult. You know the drill. It's like a protein shake, only not drinkable. At least, I wouldn't drink it. There are women in Japan who do and make certain amounts of bank. Bank for spank. But Nick hooked me up with the media pass, meaning I'm going to get to push large gaming fags, and deep down I've always wanted to do that. There're...afterparties too!
Life still touches me daily, and I don't think it'll stop. So I guess...life's fondling me. ......................................................................What! Joanna came this weekend and we just fought, it was great. we both loved it. We went to the Kentucky (noooo not THAT KENTUCKY!! PFFT althoughididgotheretoo) to watch Akira on the big screen. What a spectacle on the big screen. I'll recommend now if you haven't seen it, or have only seen it on your computer cuz you're a fag and you watched on your computer. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Witcha broke azzzz.
....Recommended. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's about it, peace love and bass, don't hurt yourself.
-Steg