Creating more memories on this thing
So I now live in Portland. Officially. After today. I have to go back up to Olympia in a week to clean the dust out of my room, patch the holes for the shelving I put in every room I move into and repaint the patches Sherwin Williams "Sunset" - the same color I paint all of my rooms since I painted the basement Rose and I lived in at her mom's house in Madrona, before they sold it. I bet that color added 1,000$ to the value of the house - before it was just a drab basement. In Portland, I live in a basement again. It's cool - I put two coats of white Kilz sealant on all the cement walls and then a coat of "San Francisco Pink." All the wood interior walls have more sunset. The shelves and a big beam going across the middle of the room are some kind of red, my current lover, Tara painted her room. She lives here too. She lives upstairs in a normal room - a normal red room. There are four cats in this house. Girth, our new roommate Sara's cat; Bela Lugosi, my cat; and Kavi & Mika, Tara's cats. Tara is looking for a job as a Nanny. I am looking for any job. I am pretty allergic to the cats. I wish I had decent health insurance so I could go to a Doctor to get a Scrip for Zyrtec without paying out the ass. Maybe I'll order some from yugoslavia. Is Zyrtec OTC now? Is Yugoslavia even still an officialy country? I'm such a stupid American. I bet in five days I'll think Barack is a muslim like apparently 1-in-5 of us do. But seriously, fuck some stupid statistics. I hate statistics. I hate numbers. I want to fuck numbers through their loops. Like 9. What a fancy loop that is. It's a transexual loop. Not nearly as fuckable as 0. Unfuckwithable. The basement is huge, though. Like massive. It will probably flood. I'm prepared though. I was recently diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome - something I knew I've had since high school - when I gave myself a stomach infection after eating fast food every day for lunch at the New School. IBS is great because its a condition that qualifies for you for a green card in Oregon meaning I can grow and smoke marijuana legally soon. Tara, the aforementioned new lady, is amazing - she's baberham lincoln and lazer babelin, all in one. She is also unfuckiwthable.
I have to admit I have player hated on livejournal for a long, long time. I think it's about over now, cause I'm sick of the new internet. Facebook and Twitter are waaaaay too ADD. I can't even focus for two seconds on anything but scrabble and the portland trail blazers. Constantly checking a blog. I fucking hate that shit. Sometimes I miss reading about your lives. A lot of you stopped writing here too, and probably player hated. For those of you who didn't stop, I appreciate it more than it seems like I do. Cause, that shit is authentic. 144 character limits are pathetic. They're a gun that misfires in the holster and shoots a giant hole in your femur which causes you to collapse, hit your skulls on the corner of a table, pass out and drown in your own blood. What were you doing with a gun in your holster near a table? Trying to tweet, that's what. Serves you right.
I have to admit I have player hated on livejournal for a long, long time. I think it's about over now, cause I'm sick of the new internet. Facebook and Twitter are waaaaay too ADD. I can't even focus for two seconds on anything but scrabble and the portland trail blazers. Constantly checking a blog. I fucking hate that shit. Sometimes I miss reading about your lives. A lot of you stopped writing here too, and probably player hated. For those of you who didn't stop, I appreciate it more than it seems like I do. Cause, that shit is authentic. 144 character limits are pathetic. They're a gun that misfires in the holster and shoots a giant hole in your femur which causes you to collapse, hit your skulls on the corner of a table, pass out and drown in your own blood. What were you doing with a gun in your holster near a table? Trying to tweet, that's what. Serves you right.
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