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Mom has hairballs again, so we can't sleep in the bedroom anymore. I don't really mind because I like to sleep in the living room on top of my cat tree. Xavier screams all night long though. He's a brat! I wonder if mom will have to have some of that gross medicine that comes in a tube that she feeds me when I get furballs. Now she'll see how yucky that stuff is. I hate it!
I had to take a bath on Friday!!! My first bath. It was torture!! I don't like water! I hissed at mommy for the first time in my life. She said she got scared since I normally am so sweet. I can be bad when I want to be. No more baths for me. Dad said he is going to pull out his big welding gloves if we ever have to do it again. Xavier got one too, but I guess he was ok with it. Afterwards, I had to give myself a 2 hour bath to clean up from all that water.
Yesterday that big bad vacuum monster came out. I got so scared that I ran under the kitchen cabinets and didn't come out for almost 2 hours! Mom was getting worried about me since it's a tight squeeze for me to fit under there. Dad said he thought we were going to have to use vaseline to get me out.
I had to take a bath on Friday!!! My first bath. It was torture!! I don't like water! I hissed at mommy for the first time in my life. She said she got scared since I normally am so sweet. I can be bad when I want to be. No more baths for me. Dad said he is going to pull out his big welding gloves if we ever have to do it again. Xavier got one too, but I guess he was ok with it. Afterwards, I had to give myself a 2 hour bath to clean up from all that water.
Yesterday that big bad vacuum monster came out. I got so scared that I ran under the kitchen cabinets and didn't come out for almost 2 hours! Mom was getting worried about me since it's a tight squeeze for me to fit under there. Dad said he thought we were going to have to use vaseline to get me out.