Ask me 10 questions

May 04, 2006 07:52

YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS:
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. And yes this is being screened. Repost this to see what others ask you. IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

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Re: You asked for it.... and you got it!!!! payton_crantor May 8 2006, 20:01:52 UTC
1. Why is the sky blue? Cause it is.
2. Why is the grass green? Cause it is too.
3. What did the first dildo look like? A broom handle.
4. Why do some farts stink and other's don't? Thats where we get SBD's from.
5. What crazy person decided women should wear bra's? Aparently someone who didn't like bouncing boobies.
6. Why is it that we think we can sing when we're drunk? Cause they don't know any better.
7. Why do I have funny looking feet? I don't think they are funny looking.
8. Why isn't it a good idea to give me lots of pixie sticks at one time? Cause you would drive me nuts!!!!
9. Are you going to severely beat me for these questions? You better believe it!
10. Are you going to post them so everyone else can get a kick out of my questions, and your answers? I guess so.

(I'm very thankful that I'm not within arms reach of you for the penalty I feel would be an unpleasant one) :) You may not be in arms reach, but you will be coming here soon and I do still have that stack of paper I printed out of stuff that you forewarded to me. *grins a evil grin*

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