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[paythebill]

Today In PayTheBill's FAKE News............

New York: Former President Bill Clinton emmitted himself into the hospital today complaining of chest pains. "It hurts when I masturbate", the Arkansas native muttered as he checked himself in to a New York hospital early Friday morning.

John Kerry blasts the Bush administration while on the campaign

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[gelabean]

loved it!

[scarlettcross]

"...The American people will not be fooled.", the presidential hopeful told to a group of african american orphans today. He added, "And he created cancer."

I laughed so hard. <3 <3