Feb 23, 2009 18:09
Welcome
Come and make yourself comfortable, there is a couch to your left and a table to your right.
Me:
You must be hungry, traveling all this way, and for what? Just to see me. You may make yourself at home, whilst I prepare dinner.
You:
Okay I will sit down over there.
(sits)
You:
What is it you are cooking anyway
(As you smell something of rosemary and thyme)
Me:
I trust that you do like fish? I have caught many and need to use them.
(Mixing the vegetables for the accompanying soup)
You:
What the?
(Your hit over the head with something)
Me:
God damn! What the fuck you do that for you idiot?
(Throws a pan at the man)
Man:
Sorry Boss didn't see you there, are you hurt?
(obviously sympathetic?)
Me:
No, but my guests are.
(Pissed clearly)
Man:
You were going to eat them anyway
(confused)
Me:
Yea after they eat the fish.
Man:
FUCK
Me:
Why were you killing them anyway?
Man:
We were out of fish.
Ba dum bum
funny? no