Fic: Ask and Ye Shall Receive... Though You May Regret It :D
Title: Ask and Ye Shall Receive... Though You May Regret It :D
Fandom: Doctor Who, Torchwood
Warnings: Sex. Not Graphic, but there's Sex.
Summary: Owen Harper has an interesting sexual escapade
Author's Notes: The lovely and talented spastasmagoria posted in her journal that she couldn't think of a way to make the pairing of Owen Harper, Jackie Tyler and the Doctor work... I'm not sure how I managed to do it, but here it is. Thus, the title.
Owen Harper always enjoyed the nights out on the town when he wore the alien pheromone spray. Yes, he originally gave that back to Jack, but it wasn't hard to get a hold of it again whenever he wanted it. Of course, he never expected that he'd get pulled into a void during one of those nights on the town.
This void in particular reminded Owen of an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants; you know, that one with Squidward in this huge white room with only his clarinet? It was just like that. Except there was no clarinet. Instead there was a man in a brown suit with red trainers and a blonde woman arguing with him.
“I can’t believe you got us stuck here!” she hollered at him.
“I wouldn’t have if you would have just listened and not touched anything!” he retorted. “It was a simple instruction, if you had just…”
It was at that moment that the two of them noticed Owen. Not just noticed, Owen noticed… they were running at him. They were on top of him. Someone was trying to rip off his pants and the other was going for his shirt. Amidst the fabric tearing, Owen managed to get their names; he was the Doctor and she was Jackie Tyler.
“Phermones?” the Doctor asked between the kisses he planted along Owen’s collarbone. “Most likely from Trigurian Brigade…”
“What makes you say that?” Owen asked, his voice getting higher as Jackie worked magic on his cock with her tongue.
“Nothing else works on me.”
The sex lasted long after the pheromones had worn off; when it was finally over, the three bodies lay flat on the floor, just breathing and listening to the others breathe… after a moment, Owen spoke.
“Anyone know how we get out of here?”
Fandom: Doctor Who, Torchwood
Warnings: Sex. Not Graphic, but there's Sex.
Summary: Owen Harper has an interesting sexual escapade
Author's Notes: The lovely and talented spastasmagoria posted in her journal that she couldn't think of a way to make the pairing of Owen Harper, Jackie Tyler and the Doctor work... I'm not sure how I managed to do it, but here it is. Thus, the title.
Owen Harper always enjoyed the nights out on the town when he wore the alien pheromone spray. Yes, he originally gave that back to Jack, but it wasn't hard to get a hold of it again whenever he wanted it. Of course, he never expected that he'd get pulled into a void during one of those nights on the town.
This void in particular reminded Owen of an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants; you know, that one with Squidward in this huge white room with only his clarinet? It was just like that. Except there was no clarinet. Instead there was a man in a brown suit with red trainers and a blonde woman arguing with him.
“I can’t believe you got us stuck here!” she hollered at him.
“I wouldn’t have if you would have just listened and not touched anything!” he retorted. “It was a simple instruction, if you had just…”
It was at that moment that the two of them noticed Owen. Not just noticed, Owen noticed… they were running at him. They were on top of him. Someone was trying to rip off his pants and the other was going for his shirt. Amidst the fabric tearing, Owen managed to get their names; he was the Doctor and she was Jackie Tyler.
“Phermones?” the Doctor asked between the kisses he planted along Owen’s collarbone. “Most likely from Trigurian Brigade…”
“What makes you say that?” Owen asked, his voice getting higher as Jackie worked magic on his cock with her tongue.
“Nothing else works on me.”
The sex lasted long after the pheromones had worn off; when it was finally over, the three bodies lay flat on the floor, just breathing and listening to the others breathe… after a moment, Owen spoke.
“Anyone know how we get out of here?”