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Feb 07, 2011 02:21

Stole'd from dear ruins_of_sodom . 8D

List 12 of your original characters:
1.) Mordred
2.) Lancelot
3.) Sagramor
4.) Arthur
5.) Morgause
6.) Kassander
7.) Syrros
8.) Eelis
9.) Coma
10.) Halo
11.) Isaak
12.) Oscar

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Uhhhh, well, Kassander is a pleasure-slave and Isaak is a serial killer, so...uh. Neither?

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Me personally? No, not actually. XD

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Bahaha! Oscar would never send anyone on any kind of mission. XD But if he did, it would probably consist of Eelis going to find Penny.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Paradise Lost.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
The other way around, seeing as Kassander's a slave and Lancelot's a knight.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
That's a tough one. XD Mmm, she'd probably choose Halo, since he's more easily spooked and manipulated.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
OHGOD. Poor Oscar would be so terrified, he'd faint. XD

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
They end up laughing it off and getting drunk.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Seduction, most likely. Eelis is good at sexing people.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
THE TALES OF THE GREAT EMPEROR SYRROS II AND HIS ADORABLE LITTLE DEAF SLAVE-CHILD. D:

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Shit, that already happens.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Well, if he brings Kassander, they could sex and I could take pictures. B]

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
GIVE ME A HUG.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
No, but I'd love if they did.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Uhhhh, Arthur? No fucking contest. XD

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"AAAAAHHHH HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DIIIIIE! ;3;"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Roxanne" by the Police. /sopredictable

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Mordred, because he'd scare the fuck out of both Kassander and Oscar just by looking at them.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;D"

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Rape, incest, and murder.

21) What is 6's secret?
He can make Syrros squirm and beg. ;D

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Coma, because he's in a fucking wheelchair and he's damn fast in it. XD

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Syrros, because he's the emperor of the known universe, bitches. >D

original:eye of god, !challenges, !spam, original:tkr trilogy, fandom:arthurian, original:random

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