A few things for you all.
Since I've been up here for three weeks now, I have heard some funny shit and seen some funny shit that you all may appreciate as well.
As I was talking to some random person at work, he told me he went to the Renasainnce Festival. He told me they had a shirt there that said, "Once a king, always a king. But once a knight is never enough." Oh LMAO. I may have to go to the festival this year and buy that shirt.
Something funny I saw was when I was at MAINstage. It was a girl from a sorority, Sigma Sigma Sigma if I'm not mistaken, and the shirt said, "Perfection by Selection." What made me laugh myself to tears is that it was a fat girl wearing this shirt. I'm not talking about pudgey fat, I'm talking 200+ pounds, shorter than me fat. It was the funniest goddamn shit I've ever seen.
And the last thing I can think of is my physical science professors introduction to the class yesterday morning. He walks, everyone gets situated, and he begins. "Last year, a lot of the students didn't like how I taught this class and felt that I hindered them more than helped them advance. They went to the dean and complained and I was called in. Any normal professor would have been reprimanded, but I am tenured, so there was nothing he can do. And so you all know, my name is Professor Phelps."
WTF? Doesn't that sound like a threat to anyone else? If you go over his head, you'll get fucked. That's what it sounds like to me.
Oh well. That's all I have for now. Take care, good luck with school, and I will talk to a lot of you later.
As I was talking to some random person at work, he told me he went to the Renasainnce Festival. He told me they had a shirt there that said, "Once a king, always a king. But once a knight is never enough." Oh LMAO. I may have to go to the festival this year and buy that shirt.
Something funny I saw was when I was at MAINstage. It was a girl from a sorority, Sigma Sigma Sigma if I'm not mistaken, and the shirt said, "Perfection by Selection." What made me laugh myself to tears is that it was a fat girl wearing this shirt. I'm not talking about pudgey fat, I'm talking 200+ pounds, shorter than me fat. It was the funniest goddamn shit I've ever seen.
And the last thing I can think of is my physical science professors introduction to the class yesterday morning. He walks, everyone gets situated, and he begins. "Last year, a lot of the students didn't like how I taught this class and felt that I hindered them more than helped them advance. They went to the dean and complained and I was called in. Any normal professor would have been reprimanded, but I am tenured, so there was nothing he can do. And so you all know, my name is Professor Phelps."
WTF? Doesn't that sound like a threat to anyone else? If you go over his head, you'll get fucked. That's what it sounds like to me.
Oh well. That's all I have for now. Take care, good luck with school, and I will talk to a lot of you later.