South Park quotes
I somehow came across these while searching for different .wav files and these definitely deserve getting put into my journal.
Episode = Proper Condom Use
The scene = Mr. Garrison is teaching his kindergarten class throughout the episode about proper condom use and sex ed. At this certain point, he is going over different sexual positions with his class.
Mr. G - Okay children, now I want to review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we've talked about?
Kindergartener - Missionary position?
MG - Missionary position. Good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else?
K - Doggie?
MG - That's right. Doggie style. We went over. Mhm.
K - Piledriver.
MG - Uh huh. Piledriver position. Good.
K - The Filthy Sanchez.
MG - Yes. Good Flora. You remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
K - Hot Karl.
MG - Yes. You can give your partner the old Hot Karl, sure.
And once again, at the end of the episode through the credits, Mr. Garrison is once again going through different positions with his kindergarteners. You only hear Mr. Garrison talking.
MG - Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about?
... Yeah. The Wrap Around Butt Grab. Sure. Can't forget that.
... Uh huh. Reverse Cowgirl. Good Kevin.
... Hot Lunch. Yeah. She likes that.
... Donkey Punch. Uh huh.
... Glass Bottom Boat. Good one. Yes.
... Fish Eye. Good Jenny.
... Chili Dog. Mhm.
Episode = Proper Condom Use
The scene = Mr. Garrison is teaching his kindergarten class throughout the episode about proper condom use and sex ed. At this certain point, he is going over different sexual positions with his class.
Mr. G - Okay children, now I want to review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we've talked about?
Kindergartener - Missionary position?
MG - Missionary position. Good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else?
K - Doggie?
MG - That's right. Doggie style. We went over. Mhm.
K - Piledriver.
MG - Uh huh. Piledriver position. Good.
K - The Filthy Sanchez.
MG - Yes. Good Flora. You remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
K - Hot Karl.
MG - Yes. You can give your partner the old Hot Karl, sure.
And once again, at the end of the episode through the credits, Mr. Garrison is once again going through different positions with his kindergarteners. You only hear Mr. Garrison talking.
MG - Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about?
... Yeah. The Wrap Around Butt Grab. Sure. Can't forget that.
... Uh huh. Reverse Cowgirl. Good Kevin.
... Hot Lunch. Yeah. She likes that.
... Donkey Punch. Uh huh.
... Glass Bottom Boat. Good one. Yes.
... Fish Eye. Good Jenny.
... Chili Dog. Mhm.