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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for altaire64 (-10 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dazzlers69 (-5000 points). Last month I set softlydarkness's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole xuzuthor's purse (30 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5018 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pawnofchrist