Civil Unions! Enough is Enough!
Why would anyone not support this fantastic, evenly distributed bill, with its well thought out avenues and landscapes riddled with small patches of garden and tree’s full of white doves…?
For the few obvious problems, that I’m sure MOST people have worked out.
We all know that parliament is full of homosexuals, and that’s all fine but for the fact they’re all lefto, pinko Labourites! This is dangerous, and very injurious to the public good!
I know full well, that the left are going to make it for their third term, with all the money they have stashed away to pay off the whiney, sicko beneficiaries, and other unkempt poor in this land of beauty. That means that if this bill gets passed, those in power will allow their newly won ‘Civil Union’ partners a frickin hefty sum till they die, if they die before them. That’s what its all about!
Trust me, its true!
The other more glaring reason is that the government should stay the fuck away from these issues, and let society get on with its own steadily evolving plan.
For the few obvious problems, that I’m sure MOST people have worked out.
We all know that parliament is full of homosexuals, and that’s all fine but for the fact they’re all lefto, pinko Labourites! This is dangerous, and very injurious to the public good!
I know full well, that the left are going to make it for their third term, with all the money they have stashed away to pay off the whiney, sicko beneficiaries, and other unkempt poor in this land of beauty. That means that if this bill gets passed, those in power will allow their newly won ‘Civil Union’ partners a frickin hefty sum till they die, if they die before them. That’s what its all about!
Trust me, its true!
The other more glaring reason is that the government should stay the fuck away from these issues, and let society get on with its own steadily evolving plan.