Really hilarious
A new Army Captain was assigned to an army infantry in a remote post of the
desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind
the mess tent.
He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well Sir," was
the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And
Sir, sometimes the men have u..u..m-m-m.... urges!.That 's why we have the
camel, Sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own
urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel
to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, and had the most
wild, insane activity (read s**) with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the other men
do it?"
"Uh, No Sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel
into the town where the girls are." :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind
the mess tent.
He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well Sir," was
the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And
Sir, sometimes the men have u..u..m-m-m.... urges!.That 's why we have the
camel, Sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own
urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel
to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, and had the most
wild, insane activity (read s**) with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the other men
do it?"
"Uh, No Sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel
into the town where the girls are." :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)