[Kame] Perfect Harmony
Title: Perfect Harmony
Author: pautami
Pairing: Kame X Food
Genre: Gen, Humor(?)
Rating: G although the author is a perv
Summary: No one can resist Kame, even I.
Warning(s): Unbetaed. Double meanings that only perverted minds can decipher.
A/N: Written on food's POV. Yeah, I know, weird. :3
This fic is for lisanougatcoins. This is your fault for letting me have free reign in writing this fic. I'm supposed to be saying sorry for scarring you but I'm not sorry so I won't say it.
It all started with your fascination. I know. I can see the way you look at me. The way your eyes light up whenever I'm around. No, I am not conceited. Definitely not. I just know my effect on people. But only few appreciates me the way you do.
Well, I'm getting ahead of myself. Going back, you were fascinated. That's good. Although at that time, you are only after your needs. You leave as soon as you're satisfied. No stoping to savor every moment with me. Not even letting me show you pleasure.
I guess you've changed when you were older and more matured. You started to spend more time with me. Gone were the days of quick rendezvous. In fact, we see each other more often. I love the attention you're giving me. The way you close your eyes to savor the moment. How stress and fatigue melts away from your face with every bite, nibble, lick and sip. Oh, your moans and sighs of appreciation. I feel like I'm in heaven.
The day I realized that you're in this relationship for a long haul was when you wanted to learn more about me. You have no idea how happy I was. Researching what I need. Discovering my secrets. Showing me off to your friends. I couldn't ask for anything else.
Delicate yet meticulous hands that make sure I'm prepared perfectly. Lips, tongue and teeth that test whether I taste just right. Precise movements. Fluid and confident actions. Surely, I've found a perfect partner in you.
But you know, I'd like to apologize. Because of your love and respect for me, you find it hard to find the right girl for you. Because of me, you have high expectations on them. In a way, I am part of that standard that you look for in a lover. It will be hard seeing how perfect our relationship is. How we know each other quite well. But don't lose hope. One day, you'll find that person who can live up to your standard of me. Until then, we'll keep our perfect harmony.
"UMAI!" Kamenashi exclaimed as he take a bite of shrimp followed by a good serving of rice. "Ahh~ This is the best!" He took a sip of tea. Leaning back on his chair, he sighed in contentment.
Author: pautami
Pairing: Kame X Food
Genre: Gen, Humor(?)
Rating: G although the author is a perv
Summary: No one can resist Kame, even I.
Warning(s): Unbetaed. Double meanings that only perverted minds can decipher.
A/N: Written on food's POV. Yeah, I know, weird. :3
This fic is for lisanougatcoins. This is your fault for letting me have free reign in writing this fic. I'm supposed to be saying sorry for scarring you but I'm not sorry so I won't say it.
It all started with your fascination. I know. I can see the way you look at me. The way your eyes light up whenever I'm around. No, I am not conceited. Definitely not. I just know my effect on people. But only few appreciates me the way you do.
Well, I'm getting ahead of myself. Going back, you were fascinated. That's good. Although at that time, you are only after your needs. You leave as soon as you're satisfied. No stoping to savor every moment with me. Not even letting me show you pleasure.
I guess you've changed when you were older and more matured. You started to spend more time with me. Gone were the days of quick rendezvous. In fact, we see each other more often. I love the attention you're giving me. The way you close your eyes to savor the moment. How stress and fatigue melts away from your face with every bite, nibble, lick and sip. Oh, your moans and sighs of appreciation. I feel like I'm in heaven.
The day I realized that you're in this relationship for a long haul was when you wanted to learn more about me. You have no idea how happy I was. Researching what I need. Discovering my secrets. Showing me off to your friends. I couldn't ask for anything else.
Delicate yet meticulous hands that make sure I'm prepared perfectly. Lips, tongue and teeth that test whether I taste just right. Precise movements. Fluid and confident actions. Surely, I've found a perfect partner in you.
But you know, I'd like to apologize. Because of your love and respect for me, you find it hard to find the right girl for you. Because of me, you have high expectations on them. In a way, I am part of that standard that you look for in a lover. It will be hard seeing how perfect our relationship is. How we know each other quite well. But don't lose hope. One day, you'll find that person who can live up to your standard of me. Until then, we'll keep our perfect harmony.
"UMAI!" Kamenashi exclaimed as he take a bite of shrimp followed by a good serving of rice. "Ahh~ This is the best!" He took a sip of tea. Leaning back on his chair, he sighed in contentment.